"You said we were going to get ice cream," Billy Thunder said in an annoyed tone as he looked around the street he'd supersped his big brother Max to. "This doesn't look like the ice cream store."
"I said we were going to get ice cream, I just didn't say when," Max told him as he rubbed his hands together in glee at looking at what was supposed to be an empty warehouse. Inside, however, was the lair of a notorious supervillain. "I just have to make one quick stop and then we'll go get ice cream."
"How come you just didn't have Chloe teleport you?" Billy asked.
"Because Dad said I'm off limits from using her powers," Max said. "Use your baby sister to teleport you into the Pentagon one time... Look, just help me get in here, and I'll treat you to the biggest ice cream cone you've ever seen."
"Bigger than my head?" Billy asked, his eyes lighting up.
"Uh... yeah," Max said. "Now, just run through the building and if there's any guard-"
ZIP!
"It's clear," Billy told him, his head filled with thoughts of ice cream now.
"Alright, let's do this," Max said as he held out his hand and opened the door with his telekinesis. "You didn't tell Phoebe we were coming here, did you?"
"And let her have some of the ice cream? No way!" Billy told him. "That head sized cone is mine."
Meanwhile, on a rooftop across the street, Kid Danger and Captain Man were just arriving.
"This is it," Captain Man said as he looked through his binoculars. "This is Dr. Minyak's new hideout. And if I'm right, he's got a very powerful new weapon that he's going to use to harm the people of Swellview."
"What kind of weapon?" Kid Danger asked.
"The kind... that hurts people," Captain Man said.
"Yeah, but what kind-"
"No time, let's move!" Captain Thunder shouted.
"So, what are we looking for?" Billy asked.
"A laser," Max said. "It'll be big with flashing lights on it. I really want it so I can take over the world with it."
"What does it do?" Billy asked.
"I... don't know," Max said as he paused. "But it has to be something really world dominationally. It was all over the League of Evil message boards. If I can get ahold of it, "i'll really prove myself."
"Hey, Max," Billy said as he heard his big brother's plans. "What kind of ice cream are you going to get?"
"Would you forget about the ice cream?" Max asked. "Help me find the laser!"
As they continued on, Captain Man and Kid Danger had snuck into the building, which was when Kid Thunder saw Max. "Aw, man, it's that guy again."
"Yes... that guy," Captain Man said as he saw the two boys. "Who is he again?"
"Max Thunderman? The guy who nearly got us killed the last time when we went undercover at the Toddler's villain team-up meeting?" Kid Danger asked. "He had you trapped in a block of cement and was going to throw you off a train?"
"Nope, doesn't sound familiar at all," Captain Man said.
"There it is!" Max said as he saw the laser. He ran up and gave it a big hug. "Don't worry, you're going to love your new home."
"You need a girlfriend," Billy said.
"I have a girlfriend," Max reminded him.
"Oh," Billy said. "Then I need a girlfriend."
"Unhand that laser, evil doer!" Kid Danger shouted.
"Aw, man, it's those guys again," Max said as he put the laser down onto the table. "I get airsick now because of you guys."
"Hey, I know you!" Captain Man shouted as he pointed at Max. "You nearly had me thrown off of a train!"
Kid Danger just rubbed the bridge of his nose with two fingers, just as Dr. Minyak entered with several goons behind him.
"Well, well, if it isn't Captain Man," Dr. Minyak said as he looked at the boys. "And... friends."
"Hey, we have names!" Kid Danger shouted.
"Yeah!" Billy added. "I'm... darnit!" Billy looked at the palm of his hand. "Oh, yeah, I'm Billy!"
"I don't care!" Dr. Minyak shouted. "Destroy them all!"
The minions rushed toward them as Billy, Max, and Kid Danger started fighting for their lives. Meanwhile, Captain Man started chasing Dr. Minyak around the table.
"Don't hurt me, I bruise easily!" the evil doctor shouted.
One of the minions threw a punch at Billy, who ducked, causing the man to punch another minion to the ground. Another minion grabbed him from behind as he started vibrating to shake him off, forcing him to drop Billy before Max punched the man out.
Meanwhile, another minion ran toward Kid Danger, who fell backward, tossing the minion into a wall, where he got stuck halfway in. As he got up, another minion came toward him, where Kid Danger found himself back to back with Max.
"So, is your sister seeing anybody?" Kid Danger asked as both boys ducked, causing the minions to knock each other out.
Captain Man was still chasing Dr. Minyak around the table, when he stopped and picked up the laser.
"I still have no idea what this laser does, but now's the perfect time to find out!" Dr . Minyak shouted. "Goodbye, Captain Man!"
Minyak fired the laser as Captain Man ducked, but the laser then instead hit Kid Danger, Max, and Billy, who were all standing behind him. The three boys started convulsing and fell to the ground, totally unharmed.
"Hey, that's my sidekick!" Captain Man shouted as he grabbed the laser and tossed it to the ground, shattering it. He grabbed Dr. Minyak by the collar. "If you've hurt him..."
"I'm fine," Kid Danger said as he started to get up. "Just feeling a little weird is all. Not a scratch on me, though."
"I thought you would have at least combusted," Dr. Minyak said as Captain Man punched him to knock him out.
"NO!" Max said as he fell to his knees to pick up the pieces of the aaser. "All that hard work!"
"What hard work?" Billy asked. "I ran you here and I snuck you inside. And you still owe me an ice cream."
"Should we take Max into custody, too?" Kid Danger asked.
"Nah, let his sister deal with him," Captain Man said. "He's out of our jurisdiction."
"Heh heh, jurisdiction," Billy giggled.
"Jurisdiction's not a filthy word," Max told him as he said it out loud and started giggling himself.
"Go home, you two," Captain Man told them. "Kid Danger, are you sure you're okay?"
"Yeah, I'm fine," the sidekick said as he noticed a tear in his costume. "Oh, man, I got a tear in my top."
"You... fiend," Captain Man to Dr. Minyak. "You tore the boy's top!"
Later than night, Henry Hart climbed in through his bedroom window and changed into a t-shirt and pajama pants before climbing into bed. The next morning, his alarm went off as his hand reached over to shut it off. It was just another ordinary day of school for Henry as he yawned and tossed the blanket off, planting his bare feet on the floor. As he got up and walked past the mirror, he noticed something was strange. He backed up and realized he naked from head to toe.
"What the-" Henry said as he looked around for the clothes he'd worn to bed, not seeing them anywhere. He just shrugged it off and grabbed a quick shower before putting on a fresh pair of clothes. As he closed his bedroom door and headed downstairs, his little sister shrieked at the sight of him.
"Henry's naked!" Piper shouted as she covered her eyes. "This is NOT okay!"
Henry quickly covered himself and ran back to his bedroom, putting on another pair of clothes. But seconds after he zipped up his pants, everything on his body disintegrate, falling to the floor as a dust cloud.
"This... is not good," Henry said to himself as he admired his body int he mirror. "Well, the situation. I still look good."
Hiddenville
"This... is not good," Max said as he stood naked in the living room, covering his manhood with both hands as Dr. Colosso just stared at him.
"Is this a performance art kind of thing?" the rabbit asked, while Billy was zipping around the couch, naked with his arms raised.
"I've never felt so alive!"
TO BE CONTINUED...
