[I DON'T OWN VAMPIRE KNIGHT OT IT'S CHARACTERS!]
INTERVIEWER: Kaname can you please tell me what's your relationship with Zero?
KANAME: Sexual.
ZERO: What the *bleep* are you talking about, Kuran?! We have no relationship, Oka-San.*Hmph!*
INTERVIEWER: Oh really...?
ZERO: IT'S TRUE!
KANAME: Don't listen to the uke,Oka-San.
ZERO: *blush* SHUT UP,KANAME!
KANAME: I even have this picture to prove it.*shows picture*
INTERVIEWER: OH MY.
ZERO: THAT'S TOTALLY PHOTOSHOPPED!
INTERVIEWER: Okay,next question; How do you get Zero to have sex with you?
KANAME: Whenever he has bloodLUST.
ZERO: We never had sex.
KANAME: I can do it right here, at this very moment, in front of Oka-San.
INTERVIWEWER: Please don't.
ZERO: FINE THEN,I ADMIT IT. I'm dating Kaname...*ashamed*
INTERVIEWER: Moving on. What song would be best for your relationship?
ZERO: Naraku by the GazettE.
KANAME: YOU by Satsuki.
INTERVIEWER: Zero, if you never met kaname,who do you think you would marry in the future?
ZERO: Idk. Maybe Sebastian Michelis...or some other guy yaoi fangirls have paired me up with.(Ciel Phantonhive,Usui Takumi,and Ikuto)Or some random girl.
INTERVIEWER: Grell would totally go after you.
ZERO: Whatever.
INTERVIEWER: What about you,Kaname?
KANAME: Zero.
ZERO/INTERVIEWER: That's not a choice.
KANAME: Yuki.
ZERO/INTERVIEWER: I thought so...
[well that's it for now.p.s; i don't own anything else like Black Butler and OKA-SAN IS MINE!
ZERO: DANG,OKA-SAN...
KANAME:...]