…
CoffeeSlave: There weren't that many!
Techy: You liar! You were beating them off with a stick!
: Oh so someone finally removed the stick from your arse then?
El_Capitan: That would be me ;) I replaced it with my very own ;)
CoffeeSlave: JACK!?
Techy: Jack!
: You are sick mate. Sick.
El_Capitan: What? It's true ;)
CoffeeSlave: It is not!
: Some things you should keep to yourself for the sake of scarring all our minds!
El_Capitan: My angry sex senses are tingling…
CoffeeSlave: They'll be none of that in the work place, sir.
: Come off it Ianto. Everyone knows your shagging the boss! It's the worst kept secret since Jack's whiskey stash in the hothouse.
Techy: Mmm…that's true.
El_Capitan: You know about that!?
: Yes!
Techy: Yup!
El_Capitan: Who told you…was it Ianto? It was Ianto weren't it?
CoffeeSlave: Maybe ;)
El_Capitan is offline.
: Where's he gone?
Techy: Beats me…
CoffeeSlave: He's probably gone to find another hiding place for his 'secret stash'; which he won't be telling me where it is by the way! I hope your all happy now!
: It was an emergency!
Techy: I'm sure you can persuade him somehow ;)
CoffeeSlave: King of the persuasion I am!
: 'Couse mate, 'course…
CoffeeSlave: I am! Tosh, back me up will you.
Techy: What Ianto said!
CoffeeSlave: Thanks for that…
: Very convincing…
Techy: I was put on the spot! Anyway, you're not mean to be in this conversation in the first place. Me and Ianto were just catching up before you two barged in!
: Well that ain't fair.
El_Capitan is online.
El_Capitan: I wouldn't say barged…more entered like ninjas at the right moment ;)
CoffeeSlave: That's the definition of barged. And sir, you don't have a ninja-like bone in your body…
El_Capitan: True, but I do have another type of bone that is much more useful ;)
: Here we go…
Techy: :/
CoffeeSlave: *Rolls Eyes*
: So who was Tea-boy beating off with a stick?
CoffeeSlave: A metaphorical stick. And it's IANTO! You know, two syllables, I'm sure even you can manage that…
Techy: Lots and lots of young, attractive, very friendly men. They were buying him drinks all night, which was funny when he went and thanked them all! Hahahaha!
CoffeeSlave: Well I couldn't be rude!
El_Capitan: Men! What men!? Where?
: Bit slow on the ball there Jack.
El_Capitan: Oh, I'm never slow on the balls…You can ask Ianto about that ;)
Techy: Anyyyywayyyy…
El_Capitan: Yes Ianto, about these men of yours? They part of your coffee cult?...i thought I was the only member ;)
CoffeeSlave: No sir, I don't even remember them so can we change the subject please? And you know you're the only valued member ;)
Techy: You weren't that drunk!
: Tea-boy drunk? Pull the other one!
El_Capitan: Oh hes a great drunk…very touchey feeley if I remember correctly ;)
CoffeeSlave: Was not! Even if I were, I still was in control!
El_Capitan: Believe me…you were…mmmmm
: Alright you two, that's enough testosterone to power the hub!
Techy: Actually that isn't a entirely correct analysis.
: It was a joke Tosh…
Techy: Yes of course, I apologise.
El_Capitan: Well me and Ianto will leave you two love birds too it, we have some naked men to discuss, followed by a round of naked hide and seek before another round of orgasmic coffee.
CoffeeSlave: Thanks for that Jack…subtle.
: Eurgggghhh! Im metally scared now…thanks! Ill be sending the councillors bills to you Harkness!
El_Capitan: Why me!? Its Ianto as well! Plus you'd never go to a councillor Owen…
: Your right, all they do is talk bloody bollox.
CoffeeSlave: One word…DECAF!
El_Capitan: You wouldn't!
CoffeeSlave: Try me…
El_Capitan: Oh I have…what a mind-blowing experience that was ;)
Techy: OKayyyy boys! Work time!
El_Capitan: Oh yeah, I almost forgot ;) coming Ianto…well of course your coming…what am I saying ;)
CoffeeSlave: Its like living in a very badly written porno…
: Porn has storylines!? Well, you learn something new every-day…
Techy: Isnt the whole set up of a woman dressed/acting as a maid a storyline?
El_Capitan: Tosh!? You watch porn!?
: Well that interesting…
Techy: No! I mean, well once but that was with some friends for a laugh!
El_Capitan: Did you get off?
CoffeeSlave: Jack you can't ask that!
El_Capitan: What friends were these then? Id like to meet them sometime ;)
: Yeah, and how come I don't know about them?
Techy: It wasn't friends, technically, just one friend…
CoffeeSlave: I think we better be going now don't you Jack?
: Dirty, dirty, dirty tea-boy corrupting Tosh!
El_Capitan: You couldn't have made that any more obvious if you tried Ianto! Hahahah!
CoffeeSlave: Porn is a very natural thing…
: Just like wanking…or having sex.
El_Capitan: I second that opinion, say, Ianto, you mind showing me what you've learnt? Next time you and Tosh decide to watch explicit content, please notify me first so I can watch to!
CoffeeSlave: Very ellequent Captain.
El_Capitan: Why thank you !
CoffeeSlave: Signing off now, bye!
El_Capitan: Same here! Bye kidz!
CoffeeSlave offline.
El_Capitan offline.
Techy: Do you think they know about us?
: I doubt they notice anything apart from each-others assets!
Techy: True, fancy going out to grab lunch?
: Don't mind if I do ;)
Techy offline.
offline.