It was any other day when Alice was just sitting by the riverbank listening to her sister reading a boring book to her. Suddenly Alice saw a white rabbit saying something like, "I'm late! I'm late!" And Alice thought to herself, "How very queer, being the dumb girl I am, I should follow!" But Alice wasn't the only dumb girl by that river bank, oh no, there was Molly Burley, she just got back from Neverland :P (A/N: ha I write stories and put myself in them except for my Harry Potter stories, but I think it's funny I just wrote one where I'm in Neverland :P)
"Hey stupid rabbit! Slow the fook down!" that odd girl Molly was yelling for the rabbit.
"Your going to follow the white rabbit also?"
"What the hell does it look like I'm doing, Kid?"
"Well I do believe your following the white rabbit."
"Hey! Good guess! You win a cookie!" MOlly handed her a cookie, "Just don't eat it now, it may come in handy later."
"Okay, well I do believe we haven't been properlly introduced."
"Nope we sure haven't homey."
"What?"
"Nothing, my name is Molly."
"Hello, Molly, I'm Alice." Alice reached her hand out to shake Mollys but Molly just stared at her and said, "Are you kidding? I have no clue where your hands have been!"
"Alright, now let's go catch that white rabbit!"
"Yeah! Melvin! Wait!"
"You know his name?"
"No, I just made up a name for him."
"Okay that's great-"
"Look! There he goes!" Molly yelled pointing at the rabbit that just went down a hole. THey walked up to it and looked down it, "Well I sure as hell aren't going down there," exclaimed Molly. Alice was leaning over a little to far and then Molly pushed her and Alice was falling Molly yelled down to her and said, "Is it safe? Are you still breathing?"
"Come on down! It's really queer." So Molly jumped right down at first she was falling really fast and then she slowed down beside Alice. Five minutes later Molly broke the silence, "SO how long have we just been falling like this?"
"Five minutes, and I think were finally coming to a halt."
"Look at all of the doors," murmerd Alice as she tried to open quite a few doors, "But they all seem to be locked."
"Look over there on that table! THeres a key," pointed out Molly. So she and Alice walked over to it and took the key. They tried every door and Molly said theres no other door and then Alice saw a little door behind a curtain she tried the key and it unlocked the door, "Why that's such a pretty garden," sighed Alice.
"Yeah but our only problem is that were fucking huge! There's no way in hell we can fit through that puppy."
"I really can't understand you, Molly."
"I'm sorry to hear that."
"Okay, well let's just think," sighed Alice as she laid the key back down on the table then she noticed a bottle that said 'Drink Me' on it. "Oh how very queer."
"Whats queer, Alice?"
"Now I know this bottle wasn't here before," pointed out Molly.
"Yes well I don't think it's very smart to dr-" But to late Molly gulped down the bottle and forced the rest down Alice's throat. "Oh dear were shrinking!"
"No shit! Way to point out the obvious! But at least we can go in that door." But when Alice and Molly shrank down to size the door was locked again and the key was left on top of the table.
"Now...well...never..nev..never get in!" sobbed Alice, she was in tears.
"Well I know what can cheer you up!"
"What?"
"A cookie! Go on and take a bite." So Alice pulled out the cookie and bit it and she began to grow! She grew so tall she hit the ceiling.
"No! Now I'll never be able to get in the garden," sobbed Alice yet again and she began crying. Since she's so big her tears were huge! And suddnley the room was flooded!
"damn..gurgle you Alice!" gurgled Molly, she was drowning in the tears. Alice began shrinking from her tears. Now they were both small standing on a notebook so they stayed afloat. Some how they had left the room and were now on an island with other washed up creatures, all cold and wet.
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