[Author's note]
OH MY FREAKING FORKS…
[So, yeah.]
"Class, because you are stupid, it is time to introduce a new classmate to you. She is new to the neighborhood, and most likely a worthless heap of flesh just like the rest of you. Jessica, you can drag your wasted life into here."
"What does that have to do with any of us being stupid?" Dib asked incredulously. The question remained unanswered, because at that moment, the girl stepped into the room.
She was clad in a roomy black shirt with the symbol "Z?" stamped onto the front in white print, and had baggy gray shorts that went past her knees. She wore ankle socks and Nike sneakers, and her chestnut hued hair fell a bit past her shoulders. A stupid grin was on her lips, and her hazel eyes gleamed with excitement.
"Hi!" she squealed. "My name is Jessica, but call me Jess." She then proceeded to look around the room with amazement.
"Um. Hi, Jess," the class greeted doubtfully.
"So, where do I sit?" Jess asked breathlessly. Ms. Bitters aimed a gnarly finger at a table in the back, with a rusty folding chair placed beside it. Jess frowned, glancing around. "Why so far away from everyone?" she asked innocently.
"Because you're just going to become another wasted life form that I will come to hate," Ms. Bitters snapped, whooshing back to her seat. Jessica reluctantly walked to the back of the classroom and seated herself.
"Now, returning to what I was saying before," Ms. Bitters growled, "moose often prey on little people that live in HORROR. And---"
But she could not go on, for a loud BANG! filled the room, followed by a stupid giggle. Everyone turned around in their seats and saw Jess sitting in Smeedge's seat, smiling angelically, and Smeedge sprawled on the floor, seemingly unconscious, with the now fallen, rusty folding chair lying next to her.
Dib glared accusingly at Jess. "Why in the WORLD did you do that?" he asked.
Jess screamed and jumped up and down in her seat, as if she were on drugs. "DIBBUMS!!!"
"How the---"
"Quiet, ALL OF YOU!" Ms. Bitters roared, whooshing over to Jess's seat. Making her spooky rattlesnake noise, she questioned, "Did you commit this horrible act to gain your seat?"
Jess smiled stupidly and answered, "Mmyep."
"You get an A for violence against worthless, air-wasting objects," Ms. Bitters sneered, returning to her seat. Jess smiled smugly, and everyone else snickered. The lesson was about to go on, but another bang interrupted them, and the next thing you knew, Jess was seated at Tae's seat, and Tae had joined Smeedge on the floor. The fallen folding chair lay sprawled next to Jessica's newly claimed seat. A few mutters sounded across the classroom, but everyone just returned to doing whatever they were doing to keep from hearing Ms. Bitters's horrible lecture of doom.
BANG!
And as expected, Jess was soon in Chunk's seat.
Two more bangs occurred, leaving the insane girl in Brian's seat, next to Zim. She smiled slyly at him, winking. Zim sneered, inching away.
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Zim banged open the door and stomped inside. "GIR!" he yelled, and his insane robot hurried over to greet him. "Yes, master?" he asked.
Zim snorted, shutting the door, and having no one else to rant to, he began ranting to GIR. "There's a new girl in our class, GIR. She's insane. She's an idiot, actually, much like the Dib-worm. She knocked five kids just to sit next to me, and I would say she likes me… the horror… but the last time I believed such a thing, I was attacked continuously. Of course, that was Tak. I don't think this girl is an Irken, and if she is… well someone help us, idiots are being born into a superior race such as ours."
:o) To be continued =)
OH MY FREAKING FORKS…
[So, yeah.]
"Class, because you are stupid, it is time to introduce a new classmate to you. She is new to the neighborhood, and most likely a worthless heap of flesh just like the rest of you. Jessica, you can drag your wasted life into here."
"What does that have to do with any of us being stupid?" Dib asked incredulously. The question remained unanswered, because at that moment, the girl stepped into the room.
She was clad in a roomy black shirt with the symbol "Z?" stamped onto the front in white print, and had baggy gray shorts that went past her knees. She wore ankle socks and Nike sneakers, and her chestnut hued hair fell a bit past her shoulders. A stupid grin was on her lips, and her hazel eyes gleamed with excitement.
"Hi!" she squealed. "My name is Jessica, but call me Jess." She then proceeded to look around the room with amazement.
"Um. Hi, Jess," the class greeted doubtfully.
"So, where do I sit?" Jess asked breathlessly. Ms. Bitters aimed a gnarly finger at a table in the back, with a rusty folding chair placed beside it. Jess frowned, glancing around. "Why so far away from everyone?" she asked innocently.
"Because you're just going to become another wasted life form that I will come to hate," Ms. Bitters snapped, whooshing back to her seat. Jessica reluctantly walked to the back of the classroom and seated herself.
"Now, returning to what I was saying before," Ms. Bitters growled, "moose often prey on little people that live in HORROR. And---"
But she could not go on, for a loud BANG! filled the room, followed by a stupid giggle. Everyone turned around in their seats and saw Jess sitting in Smeedge's seat, smiling angelically, and Smeedge sprawled on the floor, seemingly unconscious, with the now fallen, rusty folding chair lying next to her.
Dib glared accusingly at Jess. "Why in the WORLD did you do that?" he asked.
Jess screamed and jumped up and down in her seat, as if she were on drugs. "DIBBUMS!!!"
"How the---"
"Quiet, ALL OF YOU!" Ms. Bitters roared, whooshing over to Jess's seat. Making her spooky rattlesnake noise, she questioned, "Did you commit this horrible act to gain your seat?"
Jess smiled stupidly and answered, "Mmyep."
"You get an A for violence against worthless, air-wasting objects," Ms. Bitters sneered, returning to her seat. Jess smiled smugly, and everyone else snickered. The lesson was about to go on, but another bang interrupted them, and the next thing you knew, Jess was seated at Tae's seat, and Tae had joined Smeedge on the floor. The fallen folding chair lay sprawled next to Jessica's newly claimed seat. A few mutters sounded across the classroom, but everyone just returned to doing whatever they were doing to keep from hearing Ms. Bitters's horrible lecture of doom.
BANG!
And as expected, Jess was soon in Chunk's seat.
Two more bangs occurred, leaving the insane girl in Brian's seat, next to Zim. She smiled slyly at him, winking. Zim sneered, inching away.
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Zim banged open the door and stomped inside. "GIR!" he yelled, and his insane robot hurried over to greet him. "Yes, master?" he asked.
Zim snorted, shutting the door, and having no one else to rant to, he began ranting to GIR. "There's a new girl in our class, GIR. She's insane. She's an idiot, actually, much like the Dib-worm. She knocked five kids just to sit next to me, and I would say she likes me… the horror… but the last time I believed such a thing, I was attacked continuously. Of course, that was Tak. I don't think this girl is an Irken, and if she is… well someone help us, idiots are being born into a superior race such as ours."
:o) To be continued =)