Yu-Yu-Hyrule-Show

A Yu-Yu-Hakusho / Legend of Zelda Parody

By Kamari-Chan

Within the Forest of Light, a strange gray & blue flame with eyes glided over the dirt and grass. It saw a chicken like thing, with a yellow crown and no waddle, staggering around, dizzy. Behind it, with on paw on a small rock, was a red fox like thing with 3 tails that had white tips. The Flame glided in.

"Woah!" exclaimed the chicken like thing. "What's that thing?! OH MAN! Did I say that out loud?! I hope nobody heard me…" The chicken like thing blinked.

"Oh, shut up you pathetic bundle of feathers. Your as bad as that Kuwabara," the Flame sneered.

The chicken flapped its wings madly. "I AM Kuwabara you creepy little candle stick! What do I look like, a chicken?!"

"Yes, you do." Said the red fox. It turned its head to point to a stream. "Look at your reflection."

The Chicken, named Kuwabara, made its way over. Seeing itself for the first time, it squawked wildly about and cried. "I'm a stupid chicken! I EAT chicken!!!"

The flame thing glared. "Shut up, you big baby. If you look different, so do I." It glided up to the water. Blinking, it raged.

"What does this sick little mind think he's doing?! I am NOT a ball of fire!" He breathed in and stopped, blushing. "Well, as it seems you don't recognize me, its Hiei here." The fireball thingy, a.k.a. Hiei, glided over to a patch of earth and squatted down.

"Well, my names Kurama, but you already know that." Joked the Red Fox thing called Kurama. He walked over to the river and examined himself.

"I look surprisingly like my original form." He muttered. Turning around, he inquired, "Well, do you think Yusuke's in this as well?"

"In what?!" Called a voice from the trees. A young man with black hair, wearing a green tunic and breaches, pushed his way through. He had point ears and a brown belt.

Looking around, he sighed and rubbed his head. "Were did they go now?"

"Hay! No fair!" Said Kuwabara, flipping his wings hysterically as he yelled at Yusuke (the guy with black hair).

"All you get is some stupid looking ears and freaky cloths. But me: I GOT MOLTING FEATHERS!"

Yusuke backed up. "Kuwabara?!"

Kuwabara preened one of his wing feathers. "In the fluff."

Yusuke looked at the other two. "And you are..?"

The red fox bowed. "I'm Kurama, Yusuke."

Yusuke widened his eyes. "Kur-!!"

The Silver fireball spoke. "Its Hiei, you dolt."

Yusuke jumped. "Hiei?! Kurama??!! Kuwabara???!!! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"

A little pink phantom with blue hair floated beside Yusuke. "At least I look like a Grim Reaper now." It said sweetly. "Happy, Yusuke?"

Yusuke stared at it. "Botan?!"

It- erm- She flipped. "That's my name, don't were it out!" She laughed, than found a nice tree to float in.

"Were am I?" Said a little blue thing. It flew up to Yusuke. "How can I fly? EEP! Who are you?!" It landed on Yusuke's head.

"My names Yusuke: Yusuke Urameshi." He said, trying to see the thing on his head.

"Yusuke! You jerk!" Squealed the blue flying thing. "You shrank me didn't you?!" It flew wildly around to find a twig, than slapped Yusuke on the face with it.

Yusuke winced. Holding his cheek, he dizzily replied. "Keiko??" Than fell backward.

The blue thing landed on top of his chest. It was a girl with brown hair and a light blue dress. "Who else would it be?"