AN: Just so you know, this is my first fan fiction! And I am very excited SO
READ IT!! And PLEASE read the authors note at the end.
EPOV:
And I lowered my lips to her neck for a second time and kissed it
softly.
"You didn't think I was really going to give in that easily," I
asker her
knowingly.
Bella's cheeks flushed.
"I guess not," she mumbled.
"You are so beautiful tonight," I said honestly.
"Aw, Edward," my beautiful angel said, blushing again.
I love the way she says my name, 'Edward', it rings in my ears again.
BPOV:
I reached the tips of my fingers to his lips.
"I love you Edward."
All of a sudden his face looks like he's trying to repress a
chuckle. Then
his laugh becomes more pronounced.
"He haw He haw!!"
He then sticks a finger up my nose and double slaps me across the face.
"BARRIES AND CREAM!," he says as he turns around.
He goes galloping like a horse into the woods, gnawing at the
branches that
scraped against his cheeks.
EPOV:
In the midst of my galavanting I hear the calling of my mate.
"HEE HAW WEE SNAW," the voice sounds like a whisper from where I
am. I
decide to answer it.
"kick ass!" I say gnawing at my ankles that are the shape of my lover.
I run back following the voices.
"Oh, Edward there you are sweet cheeks." She thunders.
"Stop nagging you ol' twit." I say rolling my eyes.
"What, Edward…"
"NO don't speak I must, I must go now, for I have a break down."
BPOV:
He runs off slapping his thighs as if to go faster.
"OK then, I'll see you in the morning!"
The next afternoon Edward comes to my house for tea.
"Oh Edward." I say as I pour the tea, when I suddenly notice he
is
strangely different.
"Edward you look unusual today."
"Well of course I do sweet…I SHAVED MY BROWS!" He screams with
his fists in
the air.
I look were his eyebrows used to be. "EW."
"What do you mean…EW?"
"Edward darling sweet, you look like a RAT! It's…It's
disgusting, I cannot
bare it!"
"You…you Robert Pattinson!"
I gasp!
"Take that back!!"
EPOV:
"NO, NEVER, NEVER, HAHAHAHAH!" I say licking my fingers.
"Oh, Edward let's just forget about this whole mess, FLY ME TO
THE MOON!"
Bella whispers as she tugs my ear.
"Well any thing for you BABE." I say rubbing her chin.
BPOV:
It feels as if I am on a giant boat, when it's really just Edwards' back.
"Do you trust me?" He says winking.
"OH, yeah." I screech.
As we are soaring I say, "Edward, I'm flying!"
"We're soarin' flyin' there's not a star in heaven that we
can't reach!" He
sings.
30 minutes later
"Edward we're on the MOON!" I whisper.
"We—"he said bewildered—"You said to freakin take you to the MOON!"
EPOV:
All of a sudden Bella was not beside my side.
"BELLA! BELLA!"
There was then a strange creature in front of me.
"Have you seen my muffett Bella?"
"Bel-la?"
"Uh-huh."
The strange creature looked at me like I was something to eat.
"I…like…Bel-la."
"Huh?"
CHOMP
In the end the aliens ate Bella and Edward, mistaking them as pop tarts.
FIN
AN: I am so very sorry about the very non-real/nice story you have just read. All of the other stories were just so serious and I just wanted to write something that was funny to my friends and I. To all of you people who read this story I want you to know that I am a VERY hard core fan and I would never wreck the relationship between Edward and Bella. So my sincerest apologies.