AN: This is set after the finale where the gang is on a vacation at Ember Island. This is written in Toph POV, but if you don't like Zutara, I'd suggest you not read this.

Disclaimer: Avatar belongs to Bryke, Nick, Viacom, and other big companies, not lowly little me.

For the first time in many years, I wished I could see.

Not the version of seeing through my feet, hands, etc. with vibrations. Or with the sonic wave out of my mouth as that buff Ember Island player guy did, but with my eyes. This scene must have been priceless to witness. And seeing it with my feet was already hilarious, but with my eyes…

"Why does everyone think we're boyfriend and girlfriend?!"

Sparky and Sugar Queen's heart rates skyrocketed as they yelled. Now if only I could see the face of the poor fool who had made this suggestion (someone named Ruon-Jian that Zuko knew), and then started hitting on Zuko's real girlfriend. This vacation is sure turning out to be interesting. You know, I could answer their question, but they probably wouldn't like it too much. I could feel the grin on my face.

"Probably because Gloomy Girl here doesn't suit your personality at all."

"What?!" Three voices attacked my ears, and eight pairs of feet turned my way.

I smirked knowingly, pointing my finger in the direction I believed Sparky and Sugar Queen to be in.

"Well, Sparky here got his nickname for a reason. Besides his fire bending, he's got a very short temper and a serious hot head. Sugar Queen is all motherly and affectionate, but you do anything to her or her friends and you're facing one hell of a crazy bitch. And Gloomy Girl is just…gloomy. Emotionless."

"She's not—"

"Shut it, Sparky, and let me finish. You and Sugar Queen have this big history together full of drama, drama, drama. You hated each other, total opposites yet similar, then turn into friends when he sees the light."

Toph, you rule.

I was feeling the shuffling of feet and twitching of Sparky, Sugar Queen, Gloomy Girl, and Twinkletoes at this revelation. And time for the kill.

With one quick move, I'd earth bended the ground beneath Gloomy Girl, Ruon-Jian, and Chen's feet and sent them flying into the air and onto the beach.

"Toph, what are you doing?!" Twinkletoes came rushing over to me, shocked and angry, probably because I was trying to get his girlfriend with another guy.

"Ah!" Katara screamed as I shoved her into Zuko's arms and dusted my hands off.

"Ending this stupid tension between the two. I'm seriously tired of hearing "We're not together!" every place we go that doesn't recognize the Fire Lord and the Avatar's water bending master! The people see it, I see it, only you and they don't! You're blinder than me!"

I grabbed Twinkletoes' wrist and dragged him away from the stunned couple and into the Fire Lord's personal house on Ember Island. "Let's go, Snoozles and Fan Girl!" And I earth bended the ground beneath them to get them to follow.

It's about time. Thank you random Fire Nation boys.

"Ember Island is a magical place...Ember Island reveals the true you!"

AN: The last line is a quote from Li or Lo (or maybe them both?) from the beginning of The Ember Island Players. Ruon-Jian and Chen are those two boys from The Beach that have the party. I hope you enjoyed, it's supposed to be kinda random but funny and Toph-friendly.