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LOUKE Skywalker is a tomato
The Anunymawesome Rewrite
Chapter uno
Commander EUUUGHHG was busy eating his cud. Er sorry, chewing his cud. The fat fuck of a bovine had gotten sick of moaning at bad guise and decided to go and hang himself. However he was a cow and thus was incapable of doing anything other than getting his tits pumped for dairy. But he was male, thus no dairy. His owners were first cousins and got married when they were nine. They had five kids. Three of which live inside hermetically sealed bubbles. One of the children named Strempheuim walked into the dining room and started playing "Carl on Duty suckin' black cock II". He realized he should play medic and heal the opponent team's jet plane. but they kept throwing c4 like an inbred plebeian. Wait, HE was an inbred plebeian! So he ripped off his dick and hit the couch until the couch broke.
Chaptur Second:
There was a man named ERMAGERT who like to commit suicide daily. One day he decided to kill himself but he got aids and died. So then he walked to the store and bought all the games. They sold all the games. He bought a sandwhich. Then he turned into batman and got aids.
Aids.
Chapter same number as the number of fingers you have:
Eugh and then the cool guy pulled out a comb and combed his greasy ass hair and got on his hog and decided to ride to the diner and listen to the jukebox cuz he was a rebel and a bad boy.