Well, this is uber short, but hopefully good! Again, I'm really only aiming to please my friend by writing a way she'd like. And decided since I'm really not that much of an active writer since school started back up, I feel that even something like this, and something so short, would hopefully be better than nothing! :D I really hope it's not as bad as I think, but then again, I don't care...Oh well, I'll shut up now.

Disclaimer: FMA is NOT mine whatsoever!

Like any other day, Edward kicked down the door to the Colonel's office without any warning. Though , of course that Colonel bleep wasn't surprised at all, due to the fact that the pyrotechnic was actually used to the loud bang. Even when it was so early in the morning. Which was surprising saying the Colonel never expects the eldest of the Elric brothers to arrive on duty in the morning.

As usual, an armored body followed the blond (CoughshortCough) alchemist. This armored body being the soul and mind of Alphonse Elric. His armor clanked and rang as he took each step behind his older brother.

"Morning, Fullmetal." The Colonel said ever so calmly.

Even though, Edward was quite satisfied that there was no short joke, not even a slight reference, he was still bothered by the older man's tone. Al least he had the common decency to keep his mouth shut. Had he said something, the Colonel would sure have fun making fun of him.

It wasn't like the legendary Fullmetal Alchemist was scared of the man's taunting, he just didn't like the idea being called short….wait a second...did he just...NO! He did it again! He...wait no one heard him, therefore, it wasn't said.

Ha! Suck on that, Colonel Bleep!

"Fullmetal?"

Speaking of the devil…"What?"

The Flame Alchemist raised a curious eyebrow, "Your report?"

"Oh right…"

The blond (Pipsqueak) -

(WHAT IS ENVY DOING HERE!?)

Ahem! As I was saying, the blond pip - I mean, the blond alchemist raised his hands to realize that they were empty. EMPTY! He patted his coat and jean pockets, to find them either empty or full of junk. One pocket suspiciously carrying a bag of catnip…

(So, that's why cats keep following me…)

LET ME FINISH!

(Oh, sorry…)

Jeez, when will the interruptions stop?

Wait.

Who am I talking to?

I've gone crazy….

ANYWAYS, back to Edward. Edward Elric who seems to have lost his poorly done report. It was even in fancy colors and all! Though, the Colonel hated the use of crayons on the reports, Edward used them mainly for that specific reason.

"Um…" Ed paused and slowly turned to Alphonse.

Alphonse - even though he has no ability to show emotion - gave his brother a suspicious look. "Brother?"

Edward, as if in a lightning bolt, dashed inside of Alphonse, digging around every corner, every crevice of the inside of the hollow armor. Wincing every time he moved and hit his head…

Alphonse eventually pulled the pip - the eldest brother - from inside of him. "Did you lose something?"

Edward instantly shouted and smiled, looking smug and calm...well, he would be calm had he not been frantically searching the ground as he slowly trailed back out the door.

Both Alphonse and Roy Mustang giving the blond odd looks.

What has gotten into the Fullmetal Alchemist?

Like I said, short. But it's still good, right?

I already know what the next and most likely last chapter is going to be like, and I'm hoping I could get it done by the end of this week if not sooner. :)

Fun Fact: I have fall allergies... -_-

Well, I should get going, since I don't have too much homework today, I might as well use my time wisely. Hugs and Love, SilverPedals!