HEY! IF ur readin this, make sure to review, kk? This is a story about a super star in trouble. His bff dont wanna be his bff anymore! OH NOES!

One day super star babe Neik decided to go to hogwortz to see how awesome it really is. But Neikk came back from THAT CLOUD real quickly.

When Neik was at Hoggy he met this goth chica named Harry Pothead, and they totally hit it off.

"Hey Hare!" Neik said one fine morn, but Hairy didn't seem to here him! It was tragic, cause Herry was too busy for the glamorous Neik. He was too busy talkin' 2 Haggywid to notice Neik! How could this happen?

Neik decided to call his bff Bret Ryan for sum advice. Bret was currentlyy doing a free mall tour cuz no one likes him and will pay to see him live.

"Bret, emergency!" Neik exclaimed into his pretty pink diamond studded cell.

"Oh em gee!" said Bret. "What happened hunnni?"

"My Hogwurtz bff doesn't lyke moi NEmore!"

"WHAT!"

"Help Bret!" Neik wuz sobbin noaw. 

"I'll be rite ovur hun!" and then Bret Ryan used his awesome hot powerz to transport to hogartz and aid his pal Neik.xoxox

Bret and Neik went over to Hag's hig to see what the dealio was. But harri wuzn't there! Neik was totally freekin!

They went to the griphandoor house thing and hair was there with his OTHER friendz eroine and Ronald mcdonald! Neik Wuz PO'd now!

Neik was 2 mad 4 wurdz, so he headed to the caf, where he saw prepsta Drako Bell/Malfoy. Neik and Bret went up to prtty boy cause they liked his lush locks. (he gets it frum his fatha)

What will happen!? Find out next chappy hun!!