A/N: Okay so it was 6:56 am and I was reading this story and got to thinking. What if the Akatsuki put on the play Sweeney Todd? And then this story was born. Enjoy!

Akatsuki Todd

Chapter 1

"Everyone I have an announcement," Pein said as the last of the Akatsuki gathered in the meeting room. "We are going to put on a musical!" Everyone's jaws dropped at this statement. Even the usually impassive Itachi had a look of utter shock/dread. "Are you fucking serious?" Hidan asked.

"Yes," Pein said. "And Konan is the director." "How much is this going to cost?" Kakuzu asked taking out his calculator. "Less then it'll make," Pein said. "Musicals are becoming extremely popular.

The money we'll make will be incredible. "What musical are we doing?" Sasori finally asked. "We're putting on Sweeney Todd," Konan said. "I love that play un!" Deidara said.

"It was my dream since I was a child to be in it un." "Did your parents know you were fucking gay or were they just fucking stupid?" Hidan said. "Go to hell un," Deidara said. "Anyways," Konan said. "Deidara, since you love the play so much why don't you tell everyone what it's about." "Why don't we just watch the movie, un?" Deidara said.

"I have it on my room, un." "That's a great idea!" Konan said. "Deidara get the DVD. Everyone else, into the living room!" "This is fucking bullshit," Hidan said following the others.

Right After The Movie Ends

"That was fucking awesome!!" Hidan cried. "Seriously, did you guys see all that fucking blood?!" "I must admit it wasn't that bad," Kisame said. "Sempai, that boy has my name!!" Tobi cried.

"It looks costly," Kakuzu said. "Okay now that everyone has seen it I would like to let you know that Konan will be holding tryouts in a few days," Pein said. "Why do we need to tryout?" Itachi asked.

"We all have to be in it, don't we?" "Yes you do," Konan said. "The tryouts are just so I can pick the right part for you." "So when are they, un?" Deidara asked. "They're in three days so I suggest you start practicing as soon as possible," Pein said. "Dismissed."

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"I can't believe we have to do this," Kisame said once he and Itachi were in their room. "A musical, what was Pein thinking?!" "I wonder whose gonna be there?" Itachi said. "Be where?" Kisame asked.

"At opening night," Itachi said. "Wait," Kisame said. "You know this play stuff too?"

"Before I killed my clan we used to always go to plays," Itachi said. "I was more of an opera type of person myself but, Sasuke loved musical." "Did your parents want you to be gay?!" Kisame said.

"If I were gay you'd be on the floor right now screaming for mercy and strawberry yogurt," Itachi said. "Why strawberry yogurt?" Kisame said. "Cause gays love strawberry yogurt," Itachi said. "Just ask Sasori. He can never get any because Deidara always steals it all." "So that's where it all goes," Kisame said.

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"So what song do you think I should do for the auditions?" Sasori asked Deidara. "I'll have to think about it," Deidara said. "Sing something I need to know what your voice sounds like."

"No," Sasori said. "I don't sing." "You have to sing!" Deidara whined. "It's a musical for god's sake!!" "No," Sasori said. "I don't sing." "You have to sing," Konan said appearing out of nowhere."She's right," Pein said appearing beside her. "You have to sing,." "Damn it!" Sasori screamed.

At Orochimaru's Lair In Sound (OMG!)

"Sir Orochimaru you got an email from the Akatsuki," Kabuto said. "Let me see it," Orochimaru said.

Dear Orochimaru,

We have decided to put on the musical Sweeney Todd to raise money but we do not have enough members. If you aren't too busy could you please help us out. Help would be greatly appreciated and you would get half of the profits

Sincerely, Pein and Konan

"What does it say sir?" Kabuto asked. "It seems as though the Akatsuki are putting on a musical and need our help," Orochimaru said. "Kabuto tell everyone of this new development in our plans. Make sure they are prepared for the arrive of the Akatsuki."

At Akatsuki Lair

Pein we got a reply," Konan said.

Dear Pein and Konan,

We would love to help! We have a stage so come over as soon as you can. Bring over anything you think we might need.

Your BF (Bitch forever!) Orochimaru

"Excellent," Pein said smiling maniacally.

A/N: I know I said I'd work on the sequel to 'The Lost Angel' but I just couldn't resist! Also

I just have to put something funny I said at lunch. Religious freaks beware!! "Gerome god doesn't hate you! Right now he's going 'OMG that Gerome is so fabulous!" It was really funny. XD. By the way my school starts REALLY early which is why I was up at 6:56. I was suppose to be eating breakfast but instead I was reading a story. Fabulous! I bet fabulous is my new word so expect it alot.

Thanx: Thanx shirilyle for reviewing The Lost Angel. Thanx Shimaki-33 for adding me to your Favorite Authors List and Reviewing. Dog pile on Shimaki-33! Everyone tackles Shimaki-33 Thanx Nyetta (aka my bff in the "real" world, Shannon) for adding me to your Author Alert List and adding The Fallen Angel to your favorite stories list. Don't worry I'll read your story soon. Thanx Asura Shinrin for adding The Fallen Angel to your Story Alert List. Thanx XSapphirexXxRoseX for adding me to your Author Alert List. Thanx anomie86 for reviewing The Fallen Angel.