Chapter One~ Epic Fail

"Is Gokudera looking at me?" Greta questioned Christina frightfully. "Is he? Oh my goodness I knew it...he's looking at my hotness."

"Um yes." Christina bit into a piece of her pizza.

Chika nudged her on the other side. "Greta! Gokudera is leaving with Tsuna and Yamamoto."

Greta abruptly turned around. "NOOOO! MY LOVE!"

Gokudera flinched at Greta's outburst. He glared straight at her cautiously. Greta dropped her backpack onto the ground and ran towards Gokudera. Gokudera, out of instinct, took out some dynamites and aimed them at poor Greta. Expecting Greta to dodge, Chika and Christina did nothing and was greatly surprised when Greta got hit by the dynamites flat out.

BOOM!

"WHAT THE H** HAPPENED?" the nurse raged. "WHY IS THIS STUDENT GRAVELY INJURED?"

Chika stared at Christina hopelessly. If they got Gokudera fired, Greta may never forgive them.

"She fell into a big hole," Christina said.

The nurse nodded. "Oh. I know who did it. Those freaking Anh and Gaby fans. I remember them so well. Such nice girls really. When they left Namimori Middle School, they left behind many invisible fans."

"Invisible?" Christina asked enthusiastically. "COOL! Are they like ghosts or something?"

"AHEM!" Chika cleared her throat.

"Oh right." Christina sat on the edge of Greta's bed. "So um is she going to die? I swear she owes me a million bucks."

Chika wanted to rip her hair out. Everyone, except her, was right in the head. She mean seriously, invisible fans?

"Is she going to be okay?" Chika zipped open her black backpack and took out a blue lollipop, Greta's favorite.

"Thanks." Christina snatched the lollipop, opened the wrapper, littered on the ground, and started to suck on it.

"THAT WASN'T MEANT FOR YOU!" Chika screamed. "WHAT THE H**?"

The nurse shrugged. "Who knows."

And by nurse they meant Hitman Reborn, secretly in disguise. Who knew that Reborn could act out Nurse Rumpleskin so naturally?

Chika at this point wanted to jump off a cliff and never come back. Instead, Chika screamed.

"WHAT THE H** DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW YOU BITCH?" Chika slapped the nurse right across the face.

Hitman Reborn took the full force of the slap and feeling slightly angry, shot Chika with his green pistol. Greta woke up in cold sweat screaming "THE COOKIES ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!". Chika hit the ground and a pool of blood started to form.

Christina's lollipop fell right out of her mouth. She took out her wand, targeted at Reborn, and yelled, "JIKIOMAZU!"

Jikiomazu, the spell of ice, has the ability to freeze the enemy in a block of ice. Only a powerful, accomplished witch could have managed it and Christina was indeed talented and powerful.

Reborn froze up instantly in a block of ice. Christina grabbed him and stuffed the block of ice into her backpack.

"OH MY GOODNESS!" Greta pointed to Chika. "SHE'S DEAD! SHE'S FREAKING DEAD!"

"No." Christina poked Chika with her wand. "Hitman reborn shot her right shoulder so I don't think she should be dead. You know I'mma leave because I look pretty suspicious."

Greta, magically healed, jumped up from the bed. "Me too. It's time to stalk Gokudera again. Do you think the Weasley twins Fred and George will sell me a love potion?"

"I don't know." Christina shrugged.

Greta sighed. "Man. Being witches are hard man. Weird stuff happen to us EVERY SINGLE DAY."

Christina put away her wand. "True. I think it's your fault this happened..."

"HOW IS IT MY FAULT!"

Hearing Greta's loud shriek, Chika groaned and started to move around a bit.

The two best friends stared at each other.

"Let's get her to Hogwarts. The nurses suck here." Greta started to pull Chika along to the principal's office.

Christina shrugged. "Alright."

It was Thursday morning, the day after Chika got shot in the shoulder. Nurse P-something at Hogwarts magically healed Chika's shoulder.

"Oh my goodness." Chika saw Gokudera out of the corner of her eye. "That's it. I'm doomed this time. The nurse is not gonna be happy with me if Greta turns up in the nurse office again."

"HONEY!" Greta waved at Gokudera. "MY LOVE!"

Christina grabbed her hand. "Act cool. And Chika...I froze the nurse."

"YOU WHAT-" Christina placed a hand over Chika and released her hold on Greta. "You're too loud."

Chika breathed raspily. Christina slowly removed her hand.

"Okay." Chika took a deep breath.

"Yeah." Christina glanced at Gokudera and his little group of friends. They were discussing something with each other and seemed to be worried about something. "I think they're worried about 2012."

"You know I saw them hanging out with this little baby. He looks kind of like the nurse." Chika put a hand on her chin. "I think his name was Reborn."

"Reborn?" Christina stared at her curiously. "Did you know that Reborn is the greatest hitman in the whole entire world. He's very powerful...well to mere mortals. I think I have him right here in my backpack."

"You have their baby?" Greta looked at Christina's backpack with an evil look in her eyes. "If I give them Reborn back...Gokudera might love me."

Chika slapped her. "NO! I HAVE AN EVEN BETTER IDEA!"

She smiled deviously. "You know how I really like Ken? Yeah. I think we should blackmail them for Chrome...SINCE I F*CKING HATE HER FOR STEALING MY KEN!"

"Ahuh," Christina said slowly. "I think that we should blackmail them for Tsuna's gloves. They look really cool."

"NO NO! GIVE REBORN TO THEM SO THAT GOKUDERA WILL LOVE ME!" Greta exclaimed.

"No. Just no people." Christina motioned to Tsuna and his gang. "Forget it. I ain't giving Reborn back. I'll just keep him...for now. Let's just go over there and pretend we know nothing about any of this and hang out with them or something."

"Okay." Chika beamed at her. "As long as I can be with Ken I'm good."

"OOH GOKUDERA!"

"...okay...let's go then."

It was very rare for all of Tsuna's group members to be in a group so Christina decided to seize this chance to steal Tsuna's gloves without charge.

"Hey Tsuna," Christina greeted pleasantly. "What's wrong? You look a little down..."

"Oh hi Christina." Tsuna's face brightened. "You see we just lost our little baby cousin. We're all here to try to find him."

"Don't lie." Christina smiled innocently. "We know Reborn is a hitman and that you are the tenth Vongola boss or something."

"YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S LYING!" Gokudera pulled out some dynamite. "DON'T LISTEN TO THEM TENTH! THEY HAVE THAT WEIRD GIRL WITH THEM!"

Greta laughed. "Oh future hubby. I love you too."

I stopped it there because I was too lazy to continue. :)