Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter
The Chronicles of
Lily and James
Chapter 1 – Introduction…and the hot guys
Why hello there. My name is Sirius Black. Good at everything I do, most popular person in school, and sex god extraordinaire. And I have to stress that last point. I mean, really. SO good. Like, seriously, if you're looking for a good night, come see me. You'll be weak in the knees. I'm not even kidding –
Let me interrupt here before he gets into, erm, nasty details. I'm Remus Lupin and I've gotta say, he may sound great –
Aww, thank you moony pie!
- but really, he's nothing. Now, I can't say I'm the best looking guy in school -
Yeah, because that's me.
- but I do good for myself. Yesterday I had a date with Cindy Jawkins.
Who?
That blonde girl in Ravenclaw? Sixth year.
Oh, whoa man. She's hot!
Yeah, so anyway, as I was saying I do good, I get girlfriends, blah blah blah. But that's not really what we're here to talk about.
(Very loud and overly dramatic gasp) I just had the greatest idea! We should make a whole book just about how awesome and hot we are!
We?
All right, me.
Yeah, I'll, uh, think about it. Anyway Sirius and I are here to talk about our best friend, James Potter.
Who is completely in love with a girl named Lily Evans. Or Lily Flower as he calls her.
Mhmm. Well, more precisely, we're here to talk about James' and Lily's relationship.
Or lack thereof.
Yeah. Well, he's been trying to get her for three years now. And as his best friends, we totally believe in him and think he's gonna get her…all right, what's the point? The only way she'll ever go out with him is if hell freezes over.
Which I think she actually said last week!
So, let's start there, shall we?