Disclaimer: Not mine.

Warnings: Yaoi. Impossible situations (I know they're puppets! but it wouldn't have worked otherwise...) BDSM.

A/N: My friends and I had a sleepover and decided to write some one shots. We gave each other prompts and had about 15 minutes to write. Here was one of mine. The toys I used weren't exactly what she imagined... XD And I'd just like to say- It's not my fault!!!

Prompts: Avenue Q/ Nicky x Rod/ one singing part of "If You Were Gay"/ BDSM/ toys


Nicky stepped into the apartment he shared with his best friend Rod. He looked around, wondering if Rod was home from work yet. He walked into the bedroom and found Rod sitting on the ground, a box in front of him and toys scattered around him. He hadn't heard Nicky enter since he had his mp3 player up so loud Nicky could here it from the hallway. Rod was softly singing along and Nicky strained to catch the lyrics.

"If you were gay, that'd be ok. I mean 'cause, hey, I'd like you anyway. Because you see if it were me, I would feel free to say that I was gay-" He was suddenly cut off by a hot breath on his neck.

"Really?" Nicky murmured in his ear. Rod froze then turned around slowly.

"W-what?" he stammered. Nicky face was covered by a wide, mischievous grin.

"Are you? 'cause that would make me very happy indeed." Nicky's grin widened as Rod blushed. He brushed his lips gently along the other man's and smiled at the gasp it elicited.

Rod stared at him for a moment then hesitantly pressed his lips to Nicky's. Nicky grinned and deepened the kiss. Rod blushed again and tried to pull back. Nicky would have none of that however. He grabbed the back of Rod's head causing him to come crashing back into the kiss. He struggled a few more times then gave in, opening his mouth a slight bit to allow Nicky's tongue in as it begged for entrance.

A moment later he was lifted off the ground and placed roughly on the bed. Nicky grabbed a jump rope off the ground and quickly tied Rod's wrists to the bedposts. Rod started to protest but was cut off by Nicky's lips on his. He gave in. Nicky smiled and began unzipping Rod's pants, distracting him by sliding his hands up Rod's shirt. Rod moaned softly as Nicky found a nipple and began playing with it. Rod's pants were finally removed and Nicky's soon followed.

Nicky had lowered himself to Rod's body and was just about to force himself in, their lips still attached, when he heard a small shriek. They both turned to find Kate standing in the door way, her face an interesting shade of red.

"Um... I just... I mean... I... Bye," she muttered, her eyes wide. She turned and ran out the door.