So Captain Falcon says,"Show me your MOVES!" and Mario's like,'WAHOOOO" and his down smash and Captain Falcon is squatting with flames coming out of his diaper with a vein popping out of his forhead. "VROOOMMMMM" The up taunt exclaims. BOOOOOMM! Organs and blood go everywhere. Captain Falcon is now Falcon road-kill. "Mama-mia" Mario says drowning his overalls in fluids. A flaming phoenix rises from the dead corps of Captain Falcon. It said,"fite me irl fggt" with a Zach Galafamackus mixed with a game grumps face. It flew beautifully in the sky. "KAWKAAAAA" the colorful phoenix shouted. As it flew into the distance, Mario's mustache flew off his face and into the distance as well so Mario died. "emThey said I could be anything, so I became an Eagle/em" the mustache said as a single tear dropped from it's eye. "The winner is..." The announcer stated. "Rick Astley!1!"
Rick Astley did the moon walk while singing,"Never gunna give you up! Never gunna let you down!" The Pirate threw a brick at him and claimed,"C'MON AND SLAM, IF YOU WANNA SLAM JAM!
Rip In Pablo
THE END
- Mr Red -