To Love a Death God
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Sarah: I hope ya'll enjoy this fanfic! Well, it's not actually a fanfic, more of a collection of one-shots and song-fics surrounding Sadie and Anubis. Also, sorry if some of the chapters are really short, like this one. Super sorry about the shortness, so I'm gonna upload two chapters at once.
Fanfic Summary: Loving a God would be hard enough, but loving a God of Death is so much harder. In spite of that, I have fallen for Anubis and want to spend my life, and afterlife, with him.
DISCLAIMER: I only own what I write. I don't own the Kane Chronicles and I definitely don't own the Ancient Egyptian Gods.
CHAPTER TITLE: Wedding Night Hysterics
TYPE: One-Shot
RATING: T
CHAPTER SUMMARY: It is Sadie and Anubis' wedding night. So why is Sadie laughing so much?
GENRE: Romance/Humor
"It's not that funny!" Anubis protests, glaring at me.
"You're over five thousand years old, and you never once…?" I ask.
"No,' he says, blushing. This gets me laughing even harder.
Why am I laughing on the night of my wedding to Anubis? Well, Anubis has as much experience in bed as me, which is to say, none. And it has me cracking up. I heard of gods getting it on with each other in even the oddest of couplings, but Anubis is a virgin? That's hysterical!
Finally, he tires of my laughing and shuts me up with a sweet, heart-stopping, soul-melting kiss. Then he further distracts me from my humor in a more direct way.