Jakass
Intro:
Welcome to JakassTM the show, where 7 idiots from the Jak and Daxter series, do stupid and outrageously idiotic stunts!
And those 7 idiots are…
Jak (Of coarse): Not only is this guys life mucked up enough with Dark eco tormenting is body, he has also discovered the following things about himself that he didn't already know, He was born in the future, and sent to the past, he is really Mar, creator of the marvellous Haven city (though I'm still not sure how that works), and lastly he found out that his father was the 'late' Damas the sand king!
Daxter: Jaks annoying little pet/best friend, who was unexpectedly transformed into an Ottsel, I can't be bothered explaining why, but none the less this pants obsessed animal has been with Jak through out all is amazing adventures!
Torn: The leader of the renegade group, the underground! This tuff guy was once a Krimzon guard (which explains his charming sense of humour) he has a crush on Krimzon guardess (if that's a word) Ashlin, daughter of the deceased Baron Praxis.
Sig: Proud Wastelander and proud owner of the ever so famous gun, the Peacemaker! Sig was raised in the wasteland and was told bedtime stories about Mar (who is Jak…Creepy now that I think about it) Sig is also a tuff guy who doesn't take nicely to enemies.
Kleiver: The fat food obsessed wastelander who wants to eat Daxter (who doesn't) He is also a proud Racer who can't stand loosing, which will be useful in this show!
Bruter: The infamous talking lurker who can drive air balloons (Woohoo!)
Vin: Vin died in the metal head invasion of 89…Well I don't really know when it was, but any way, as I was saying, Vin was supposedly devoured by the hora-quan…That's their name right? But right before he was about to be eaten he dumped his brain in a computer keeping him away from those vile creatures!
And then there is me the host of Jakass, please say hello, to me! PECKER!
So without any further Jibber-Jabber let the stupidity begin...IN THE NEXT CHAPTER! HAHA GOT YA!