A/N this is a make fun of Star Wars so please don't read it if you are a dedicated fan who can't stand Anakin being made fun of.
Disclaimer: I don't own Star Wars even though I wish I did because then I would be really rich and own lots of neat stuff.
This takes place after episode 3 attack of the clones.
"Boring boring everything is boring boring" Darth Vader sang loudly of tune.
"Now that the Jedi are gone I have nothing to do" he whined to his teddy bear that he carried in side his suit at all times.
He ripped off his helmet and said "this Stupid thing gives me Helmet rash."
Out of no where came Obie one Kenobi.
Darth Vader whipped out his light sabor but it got stuck!
"Pause the story" he yelled "why does mine have to get stuck?"
"Because I write it" said dildog9 "and I can make you do what ever you want like right now I want you to do the chicken dance"
Sadly Darth Vader wins because Obie laughed himself in to a coma
The end
A/N kind of stupid but that's ok