A.N: I regret to tell anyone thought other wise, but I do not own Gundam Wing. However, I do own any made of characters and the plot. You happy now Corporate America? I apologies in advance for any Relena and any other Gundam Pilot bashing, but it's so easy and fun. Kinda like making fun of chubby red haired babies.
It was a windy ::woooooosssshhh!:: and rainy ::dripidy drop!:: night. One of those nights that make you wonder why someone would start a mystery story in such cliché manor. But for whatever the reason, the narrator did! ::Clash of lightning:: Actually, it wasn't that bad of a night after all, it was pretty hush and there was a nice quarter moon, you know! The kind that makes you think you moon is a giant white cookie. You don't ever get that feeling? Oh....never mind then. ::weepidy weep::
While the narrator tried to calm himself down there was a sudden yell that broke the silence of that night. Sorta like a fart in an abnormally quiet Study Hall. Anyway, the yell was coming from a building, but not any kind of building, but ::silence for climatic reasons:: the Peacecrap Hol..I mean Peacecraft Mansion. ::Dun Dun Duhhh!:: This scream was no ordinary scream, it belong to a high voiced, blonde haired, 5'6 ish, would-be-stalker-if-wasn't-freakishly-rich, half deranged, ruler of the world!!!!!!!
The scream was so powerful and sneaky it only woke up one special person, a hobo named Franko DeCronic, but for all intensive purposes it also woke up all five Gundam Pilots! ::Millions of fan girls shriek:: They all went to the Mansion right away, if right away means take a couple hours to sleep some more and then get dressed and have a casual breakfast with each other. But when they got there they saw something that they hoped they would never see again, Pagan (Relena's Butler) sleep-mooning them! ::dun dun duhhhh::
"Pagan you sick bastard, you!" Laughed Duo, for we all know he laughs to cover up his DEEP DARK SECRET! Or do we? ::Dun Dun Duhhhh::
"What the hell is up with this narrator?" Asked Wufei mildly confused and a bit aroused (from Pagans ass, I hope). "What the hell is up with you? I am not aroused..." Wufei stopped himself, for he was aroused and till this day the Gundam Pilots will never quite know why nor will they ever want to know.
"Let's pretend none of that happened, shall we?" Purposed just-awakened and still missing his pants Pagan.
Every agreed and then walked into the mansion, try to ignore Pagan's old, moldy, green ::pause to build up suspension:: night cap. Oh, and his bare parts, which were also quite nauseating. When they all entered the middle of the pink and purple tiled floor they was Relena, crying profusely.
END OF CHAPT. ONE!
A.N: I hope everyone enjoyed the first chapter and no Relena Lovers got offended by the light bashing. See yah!
Maxter