Hey everyone!
I must say I read a storie one person wrote on this site and it was a Titanic Gundam. I took the idea for her or him. Hope she or he won't be mad at me.
I decided to write one myself with Star Wars. I really hope nobody wrote one, if yes, I'm sorry. I do not want to copy you.
Well, hope you'll find it funny!!
Read and Comment!
Maud
Gundam play Star Wars….
*They all wake up, looking around, surprised to be in a studio.*
Duo: Man, what am I doing here?
Quatre: I'm scared.
Dorothy: Don't start with that Quatre.
*They all stand up, looking at each others*
Relena: What was the last thing you guys remember?
Treize: I was drinking tea.
Relena: Me too.
Duo: Well, I don't have your class. I was drinking a beer with Hilde. *He looks at her smiling*
Quatre: I was drinking diet coke.
Dorothy: I was drinking coffee.
*Duo looks at her saying to himself: Yeah, like you need some caffeine*
Trowa: I was drinking orange juice.
Wufei+Sally: We were drinking water.
Zechs: I was drinking milk.
Heero: I was drinking hot chocolate.
*They all stare at him.*
Heero: What? I like chocolate.
Duo: So, the perfect soldier as a sweety side!
Heero: Shut up Duo.
Wufei: Yeah! Shut up.
Duo: Mind your own business Wu-man!
Sally: Ok, now, you two don't star!
Wufei: Mind your own business, woman!
*Sally takes all her will power not to hit him. *
Relena: We still don't know why we are here.
Trowa:…
Zechs: It's obvious they drugged and kidnapped us. But why?
*An old man steps in *
Lucas: I'm Georges Lucas. I'm remaking my movie Star Wars. You'll be the new cast.
*Heero points a gun at him. *
Heero: Why should we obey you?
*Lucas pulls out some sheets of paper *
Lucas: Because I have this.
Trowa:…
Duo: Ououo… that's scary…
*Lucas makes him an angry glare *
Lucas: You signed those. If you don't want to be ruined, I suggest you cooperate.
*Treize takes the papers *
Quatre: I'm rich. I don't care how much I must give you.
*Lucas laughs *
Lucas: Oh! But I suggest you look at the paper before saying anything young man.
*Quatre grabs the paper Treize is handing him *
Quatre: What? I accepted to give you all my fortune?!
*He tears the paper in half *
Quatre: I won't accept. And you don't have anymore proof against me.
*Lucas laughs again.*
Lucas: Do you really think this is my only copy?
*Lucas laughs *
Treize: I really believe that we don't have any other choice.
Trowa:…
Relena: But, that's not fair! You drugged us!
Lucas: Life's never fair my dear.
Heero: I'll kill you.
Lucas: Go ahead. My associates will force you to do it anyway.
Duo: Blast you!
Trowa:…
Zechs: Ok, what must we do exactly?
Lucas: You'll have to play one of my Star Wars episodes.
Quatre: I want "The Return of the Jedi" !!
*They all look at him *
Quatre: What? The Hewoks are soo cute!
Duo: I bet you know all their names by heart.
Quatre: Yeah! So?
Duo: Nothing.
Trowa:…
Heero: Can we get on with it?
Zechs: Yeah! I have a date with Noin.
Duo: ouououou!
Zechs: Shut up Duo!
Wufei: Yeah! Shut up!
*Duo is about to hit Wufei but Sally stops them *
Hilde: Can we get our parts?
Relena: Yeah!
*Lucas gives them the parts. *
The roles are:
Heero Yuy --" Luck Skywalker
Duo Maxwell --" Captain Han Solo
Relena Peacecraft-Darlian --" Princess Leia
Treize Krushenada --" Emperor
Zechs Marquise --" Darth Vader
Dorothy Catalonia --" Chewbacca
Wufei Chang --" C3P0
Hilde Shiwberg --" R2D2
Sally Po --" Jabba the Hutt, enemy soldier
Trowa Barton --" Lando Calretia (friend of Han Solo)
Quatre Raberba Winner --" Jabba's slave, enemy soldier, hewock, the butty hunter.
Wufei: What? I'm a stupid robot?!
Dorothy: What? I'm Chewbacca?!?!?
Duo: He he! You're Chewbacca.
Dorothy: Shut up Duo!
Wufei: Yeah! Shut up!
*Sally stand between them again *
Hilde: How come Relena's always the princess?
Relena: Because I'm the with who's go some class.
*Heero looks at her, love in the eyes *
Heero: Yeah. She's the one with class.
Duo: Are you saying Hilde doesn't have it?
Heero: Are you saying she does have it?
Lucas: That's enough!
Quatre: I'm gonna be a Hewock!!!
Dorothy: Shut up Quatre. I'm Chewbacca.
Quatre: Well.. it suits… you… well…
Dorothy: What?!
Duo: He he!!
Dorothy: Shut up Duo!
Wufei: Yeah! Shut up!
Duo: That's it! I'm gonna kill you!
Heero: Hey! That's my line!
*While Wufei and Duo are fighting *
Sally: I don't want to be Jabba.
Lucas: Well, you are Jabba.
Sally: But I don't want to be Jabba!
*Lucas shows her the papers *
Sally: Fine, I'll be Jabba.
*Wufei and Duo stop fighting. *
Heero: Let's get this over with
Duo: You must be proud, you have the first role.
*He takes Relena in his arms. Hilde's not happy about it. *
Duo: I've got your girl now!
*He turns to see Heero's face and decides to run away. *
*Heero runs after him. *
Heero: I'll kill you!
*Duo runs around the studio, screaming for his life. Heero catches him and starts to beat him. *
Duo: Ok! Ok! I won't do it again! I promised!
*Heero gives him one more punch. *
Heero: Don't even try again.
Lucas: Are you all done playing?
*They all stop moving *
Lucas: Let's start.
Scene 1
Lucas: the first scene we are going to shoot today is when the one where Leia comes to wake up Solo.
Duo: Wait a minute! I don't have to be frozen?
Trowa:… *sigh*
Lucas: No you don't. It's all visual effects.
Duo: Man! I thought it was real.
Hilde: You're so gullible.
Lucas: Ok. I only need 3 persons here. I need Leia, Solo and Jabba. The others, get lost.
Heero: I'm staying. *Glare dangerously at him. *
Lucas: Ok, but don't get in the way of the camera.
*Lucas turns to face everyone*
Lucas: Ok! Let's go!
*Starts to roll! *
Relena *In her costume* presses the button to unfroze Duo. He fells on the floor.
Duo: Ouch!
Relena: Duo! You're not supposed to talk.
Duo: Oups… but it really hurts!
Lucas: Cut! Let's do it again!
*Same scene. Duo fells and doesn't talk.*
Relena *With the mask on * You have to relax a moment. *She takes him in her arms. Wufei jumps on Heero to stop him from going to them. Trowa helps. * You are free from the carbonate.
Duo: I can't see!
Relena: Your eyesight will return in time.
Duo: No! I really can't see!
Dorothy: Sure, you idiot! You've put on my mask and the other way around!
Duo: Oups.
Trowa: …
Lucas: Cut! Let's do it again!
*Same scene repeated *
Relena: You eyesight will return in time.
*Relena takes off her mask *
Relena: How do you expect me to breathe with that on!?!
Lucas: Put the mask on!
Relena: I won't!
*He shows her the paper *
Relena: Ok. Ok.
Trowa:…
Lucas: Now. Let's do it… again…
*Same scene repeated *
Relena: your eyesight will return in time.
Duo: Where am I?
Relena: Jabba's palace.
Duo: Who are you?
*Relena takes her mask off. *
Relena: Someone who loves you.
*Relena leans over to kiss him. Their lips meet but Heero jumps in and separate them. The two
men start to fight. *
Lucas: Cut! Cut!
Quatre: That's soo romantic!
Hilde: It's not, he beating up my guy.
Dorothy: Aren't you going to do anything.
Hilde: Na! Duo can manage.
Relena: Heero Stop!
Heero: I'll kill you!
Duo: Heero buddy, it's a movie!!
Lucas *Leaving * I had enough. Will continue tomorrow.
Trowa…
Tbc…