Hello my name is Meter. I am a demigod and son of Aphrodite and Hades. I am in fifteen years old and have a well-meaning older sibling by the name of Miranda. I live with her and my biological parents.
Miranda enjoys making love potions that are used in my older half-brother, Cupid, arrows. She loves me and a tad bit over-bearing when it comes to my life in school and my strange behavior.
Since I was born of Hades and Aphrodite, I have the desire for love and death. I also have the strong power of intuition. So, I can carry all the pain in the world. Basically, if you break up with someone or you mourn the death of a significant person in your life. I will burst straight into tears like a busted hydrant or drop into a deep funk that will last for what seems to last forever. This sort of things happens so much that
My older sister, when she opens the door, will say phrases like "You look like a medium-sized plate of misery topped with actual grapes of wrath, a filet of depression, and side of mashed up sadness". I am also known at school as the omni-goth prince. I
Despite my powers, I am just like any other teenager. I have my own individualized feelings of woe and joy. I have the hobby of writing dark poems and stories. My parents and sister are usually over-protective of me like a mother duck is to her eggs. And like normal parents, my mom and dad want me to go into their profession when I am older. One time Dad and I were talking about how when I was old enough to run the underworld, he explained that I was to make sure that I was to drink only five cups of tears a day because I could get sick from all the salt in them. Then, he gave me some tears to give me a taste of them. Well, you could probably guess what my reaction was. Dad told mom my facial expression was that of a cat about to hack up a hairball or a person who just saw a dog vomit and then saw the same dog swallow it up again. But, Dad said it was okay and that drinking down human tears takes an acquired taste. Another time was with mom and Miranda; I was supposed to be doing testing out the arrows on test dummies. Well, I did hit the target dummies. But, I also hit the people down below. So, sorry if anyone got hit and fell in love with a tree on January 14, 2007. Yeah, I'm sorry about that, you guys.
At school, all the girls seem to flock to me and try to convince me to go out with them. But, I do not seem to care because I am kind of into someone else.
Oh well, I got to go now. The family's having dinner.
Bye!