Besaid Chronicles II - Warning: May Have Random Pikachu Appearances!
We're back in Besaid! It's the same old stuff! Rikku loves Yuneos. Yuna's making them non-stop. Tidus, Wakka, and the Aurochs are playing Halo 2 (and Kingdom Hearts II).
"How's my old robot?" Rikku asks.
"ALL IS OKAY. FOUND MOVIE SPHERE." the robot replies.
"Movie Sphere!? Cool! Let's watch it!" Rikku exclaims.
"The Legend of Pikachu"
"Well, it's another fine mess Ash has gotten us into! We'll never find Ever Grande City this way!"
"Calm down, May! Ash is determined to get there, and when Ash is determined, Ash succeeds no matter what!"
"Are you sure, Brock? Ash doesn't seem so sure anymore since Pikachu got sick."
"Pikachu'll be fine once we get to the Pokemon Center that's supposedly right through these woods."
"Pikachu! You'll be okay! I promise!"
"Prepare for trouble and make it double!"
"Shut up! Get outta here!"
ZAAPPP!!
"Team Rocket's blasting off again!"
END.
"What was that about? Who's Ash?" Rikku asks.
"Yuneos are done!" Yuna calls.
Rikku, Kiyuri, Deim, and Kulukan all rush into the kitchen and dive into the Yuneos.
Datto runs in with a movie sphere.
"Another one? Cool!" Rikku exclaims.
"The Fall of dataDyne"
"Cassandra'll be pissed! We can't keep doing this, man!"
"Yeah, well... if Joanna hadn't screwed our security..."
"Ahh crap, she's here!!"
POP. POP.
"You bitch!"
"Noooooo!!"
"I do that stuff in Perfect Dark!" Rikku exclaims.
"Hey, why don't visit the ruins again?" Yuna suggests.
"All right!! Let's go!" Rikku exclaims.
Rikku, Kiyuri, and Yuna arrive at the ruins. Deim and Kulukan are at the Temple playing Simpsons Road Rage.
Rikku opens the fridge.
"Okay... some rotten pudding... a piece of something that looks like Flan... moldy bread... eww! This is gross!" Rikku exclaims.
Rikku takes everything out and throws it out the window where Seymour catches it, eats it, and dies.
"Hey, where'd this couch come from?" Yuna asks.
"What? Oh, cool! It's in excellent condition too!" Rikku exclaims.
"Let's take it!" Kiyuri suggests.
"No! This can be our clubhouse! As soon as we clean out that fridge and the bathroom. Man, that place is gross!" Yuna exclaims.
Later... they are just finishing up cleaning the ruins. Tidus and Wakka enter.
"Cool. A Clubhouse?" Tidus asks.
"Yeah! Isn't it cool?" Yuna says.
"I just said it was..." Tidus says.
Wakka goes and gets some beer to put in fridge. Auron arrives. And Lulu, and Kimahri, and O'aka!?
"O'aka?" Yuna asks.
"Yes. I came as well. But I just wanted to drop off this gift basket." O'aka says.
Inside the gift basket - Oreos, Cheese, and Flowers.
He leaves.
The robot brings in another Sphere.
"Ooh, let's watch!" Rikku exclaims.
"Havoc's Divide"
"The first one to run out of time is the loser."
"What? What happened to my home!? My island!?
"You know what? I really don't know."
"Nor do I really care."
"Yeah, well... when Ash gets here..."
"He'll stink up the place with his insane ramblings of winning the championship?"
"Probably, but also he'll spit nails over what Xemnas has done with the place."
"Well, let's go have a game of Halo 2, then."
END.
"What... was that?" Rikku asks.
"I dunno... who's Ash?" Yuna replies.
Deim and Kulukan enter.
"Cool! A clubhouse!!" Deim exclaims.
Yuna gets the oven working and starts baking Yuneos.
"Hey, the oven works!" she exclaims.
"So does the TV!" Wakka replies.
Wakka turns on the TV and switches randomly...
"Yeah! I got... a Stone Badge!"
Switch.
"...veni veni venias. Ne me mori facias..."
Switch.
"Warriors of the Keyblade... go forth, and collect me more hearts..."
Switch.
"He scores!"
Switch.
"I don't wanna die!"
Wakka shuts the TV off.
"You know what? I kinda wish Brock was here. He could do our cooking." Tidus says. "Not that Yuna doesn't cook good, but still..."
"Yuneos are done!" Yuna calls.
The 'Yuneos Group' dives right in.
"...it's so nice. And we got a clubhouse!!" Yuna cheers.
TBC...
But wouldn't Brock got loco over Yuna/Rikku/Deim/Kulukan/Shaami/Linna?
"If Brock went loco over Lulu, he'd be toast." Yuna says.