Author : This is another parody of me, so enjoy it! XD
And just in case don't forget to bring your sphygmomanometer along! He he he he!
Concerning what I own and what not, we have told that before! :p
Somewhere in Egypt...
Marik : Welcome my evil council of doom! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Bakura stares at Marik in disbelief, without being able to perceive why he was so happy.
Bakura : What the smile is for marik? Did you find more ways to use your Millenium Rod other than scratching your back, putting it in your ass and cleaning toilets?
Marik : Shut up you silly fluffy carpet! Once you see who we got by our side you'll be glad,too! We got a superhero!
Weevil : Is it Spiderman?
Marik : No, we don't want dirty guys surround our little party.
Weevil : Dirty? What do you mean by dirty? Spiderman is the perfect superhero!
Rex: Batman's better, he he he!
Pegasus : And Superman, for he can flyyyyy!
Marik : Shout your mouth silly mortals, all those bastards are mucky! Look at them, they put their underwear outside their costumes!
Everyone except Marik freezes and Bakura claps with pleasure.
Bakura : Very well, you managed to prove us that you own a brain! Show us our new member, at last! I am growing out of patience with your stupid prologues.
Marik : First of all, I want you to treat him nice, he is powerful enough to transform us into mindless frogs!
Pegasus : Oh, that will be nice, I shall get the chance to find a little princess!
Odion comes to present the new member of the evil council of doom.
He draws the curtain and the whole tomb of the Pharaoh gets filled with light.
Marik : I have to warn you, he shines worse than Odion the bulb!
The light begins to fade away slowly. The white wizard appears.
Pegasus: Oh no, that guy's too old for my taste. Remind me where have I seen him before!
Marik : It's Saruman, you gay man, the white wizard from Lord of the rings!
Pegasus : Oh shit! I want my cute Gandalf the gay! He's cute like me and knows so many young hobbits!
Marik : Ignore him, my fearsome almighty wizard! Now, Saruman, do your job!
Saruman : Abra Cadabra, ougkanga sluup daga e tupet!
Having said his magic words, the economic lamp from his magic rod vanishes and the gold-embroidered wig from his late wife takes it's place, enabling him to start mopping the floor. Everyone at the council is speechless.
Bakura : What is this creep doing?
Marik : You, obsessed with blood movies psycho! Haven't you ever watched the Lord of the rings?
Bakura : Yes, so what? Saruman was defeated, and was killed in the movie.
Rebecca : Which was a lie, for he went to Shire with Wormtongue after his defeat!
Pegasus : Oh my sweet Rebecca, I am always so stunned by your knowledge, wanna teach old Maxy new tricks?
Marik : Stop it, Pegasus! Remember when Gandalf took Saruman out of Theoden's body, when his face met the shining floor of his tower of Isengard and made that assourdissant noise !
Pegasus : Oh yes, you're right! The floor was so clean that crackled!! I guess he must be a good housewife!
Bakura : Don't make him angry, he's a wizard.
Pegasus : What's the prob? I want him to make me a love potion so that Kaiba boy will love me!
Bakura : What an obsession!
Pegasus : It's the same as your own with the millenium items,darling! I'm going to rasp my nails until Saruman finishes his job!
As Saruman mops the place, fish fall of his white robe. Odion is prying on him...
Odion: Master Marik, why does he drop fish?
Marik : He was fishing when the trees took over Isengard, that's why!
Author : Yes yes, after his defeat he became Psaruman! (psari is the greek word for fish)
Odion : Master, the whole tomb has become like a beach!
Bakura : The whole place stinks. I'm going somewhere else.
Pegasus : Fine, it will be my pleasure to have you take care of my toenails as well!
Bakura : Wait just a minute, I need to bring the chainsaw for your pedicure!
Saruman finished mopping and opens his arms like Jesus in the cross, the council fears him.
Weevil : Oh no! He will put his spells on us!
Rex : At least, make me a dinosaur instead of a frog!
Marik : Stop interrupting us, it's time for the great finale when Psaruman will perform the Zorba 's dance!
Well, that was the end of it! xD