Disclaimer: Yeah... I am sure that you have heard this countless amounts of times, but anyways; I don't own Naruto, but I kinda own this story cause this is MY own work! So don't steal anything from here :)

Before you read this... Please take the caution to think of the possibilities that somewhere along this fic that you will find some loli shota in it, and I will do my best to avoid it even though Naruto and Sasuke are hot together even when they are 12ish!

On with this Crappy Story heh! (Note that this is in Naruto's of view and will probably always be unless I REALLY want to stress something out in this fic!)

The Beginning Of The End...

Sasuke, why are you so sexy and that every time that I see you, I get this feeling of non-stop arousal? Oh no, nooooo! What are you doing Sakura-chan?! GET OUT OF MY DREAM!!!! Oh, my, gosh, Sasuke, yes! Keep taking off your shirt, have I ever told you that I love the tone of your skin because it looks and probably tastes like ice cream. This thought really makes me want to drool and lick you!

BEEP BEEP BEEP!

Arghhh, what the heck man! That was such a nice dream too!

Well, I might as well go through another day of this non-stop staring at Sasuke and stop myself from drooling all over my clothes.

Getting ready for school is so fun because I can do whatever I want with my look, such as wearing a tight shirt, loose shirt, long, short, and many others that I hope don't look either too poser or too sluttish.

Anyways, my name is Uzumaki Naruto and I am sixteen TODAY, which I can't wait for, because I will TOTALLY be stronger than the one and only person I secretly love with all of my heart, Uchiha Sasuke

Lets see! AHH WHAT THE HECK! I am so going to be late if I don't go to school now!

Eleven minutes of sprinting later

Whew, I am not late, because everyone is JUST walking into the school.

I take a sigh of relief and pant every so often to take a rest from my constant running, slowly walking towards the main doors into the school.

As I walk through the hallway, going towards the classroom, I notice that Sasuke glances at me, giving me a dirty look. If he couldn't make me go anymore red, he follows behind me, "because he has ALL the same classes with me", I keep repeating in my head trying to convince myself.

The feeling of his breathing could be now felt on my exposed neck and I hear him whisper in my ear, "Hey you sexy dobe, how are you doing today?"

I take a really big gulp getting extremely red., trying to get the words out of my mouth, but suddenly feel the sensation of his finger tracing a path from my lower back to my shoulders. "I am very..." -Shudders- "Fine... Thank you for asking... sexy teme." I freeze to what I just said to Sasuke, turn around to see his face, to find an unimaginably gorgeous gaze on me.

"Hmmm... I wonder what you mean by that teme?" He replies to me without any hesitation.

"I... wonder... too..." Without a second thought, with my face burning with all the blood that was rushing there from the embarrassment, I dashed through the hall and notice a few familiar faces as I rush to class.

Half an hour later

Okay... I can't take this any longer! Sasuke has been staring at me for NON-STOP throughout this whole day, and I, myself know for a fact that he is tricking me to somehow blackmail me later just like what I had said to him before.

I start to doodle in my notebook that I bring around to just pass time, and start to draw hearts all around it, but don't draw or write anything that has to do with Sasuke with me.

A Really Long Time Later...

A few minutes later (not), and voila! A neatly, nicely, and beautifully drawn picture of hearts with a large heart in the center that says "I'm Missing You, And Want You So Much..."

Okay that managed to kill time, because right when I closed my book, the class ended, which means that I have been drawing for a pretty long time...

This is a little hard... this class Sasuke sits directly beside me, which blows off all concentration when I can feel his finger trace my lap and into my inner thigh in a curvy path.

When his whole hand is set adjacently to my groin, I let out a slight moan escape from my mouth.

"Happy birthday, you sexy little dobe," Sasuke whispered and chuckled at my reaction was to his touch. When I looked down, I found out why he chuckled at me.

Crap! I really need to go right now, because I really can't take it this time, my body yearns for the attention from just that little touch that I found extremely arousing, much more pleasuring than some of my other dreams that I have experienced.

I take a look at the clock, when I see it, I let out a big sigh of relief when I saw that there was only five more minutes until the class was over and that I and Sasuke both of a lunch break, which I know that he won't be where I am, so I won't have to worry about anything.

"Hmm, why are you sighing Naruto-kun?" Iruka-sensei asked me nonchalantly.

RING!!!!!!

"Oh... Now I can see why you are sighing..." Iruka-sensei answered himself as all the students slowly walked out of the classroom.

Aahhhh, I still have my hard on and Sasuke following right behind me isn't helping AT ALL! I hurry to my locker and put all my books into there and rush to the washroom.

I casually act like I am using one of the stalls until I am absolutely positive that all of the others are out of the washroom and unbutton my still tight jeans from my encounter with Sasuke. Once I got them off, I pulled my boxers down too, seeing the curse that Sasuke had given me in class today.

Slowly, I start to pump my hardened cock and as I start to remember Sasuke's touch on me, I start to fantasize things he did to me with his hand during class, quickening my pace and covering my mouth from letting any groans escape from my mouth.

I felt that I was almost there, just a little more, just...some...more!

Right when I was about to climax, I could feel the atmosphere get extremely heavy and noticed that the door behind me had opened "Damn I forgot to lock the stupid door because of you Sasuke!"

Just then, I saw whom it was that had just intruded on my little scheme to get rid of this evil result from Sasuke's hand.

"Naruto...?! Uhh..." He sounded confused and yet I could tell that he was slightly and slowly getting more and more aroused from the little show that I was putting for him.

"S, S...Sasuke...?!

Author's Note: I AM SORRY THAT THIS MIGHT SUCK AHHH BUT I TRIED, TRULY TRIED MY BEST THROUGH THIS EVIL WRITER'S BLOCK AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW:) I forced something out and now I don't regret it because I am one step closer to my evil scheme to start to write again MUAHAHAH!!

Oh, and did anyone notice that Sasuke's name has the word UKE IN IT?! OMG OMG OMG o.O; lol

What do you think of this little fanfic that I just squeezed out of my mind that had been just momentarily taken out, trying to block out that block (WTF?!)? Lol, review this piece of Crêpes, and I will be happy PLEASE please please please even if it is anonymous which I don't really particularly prefer, but it is still a darn review so PLEASE JUST REVIEW T.T

Nyu!