This is NOT a Fanfiction

by Sexy-Whales

p.s. Don't let the title fool you. Mikuo is your average, ADD, narcissistic teenage boy that's just trying to survive the last few days of Junior year. He has friends, enemies kind of... not really , an annoying little sister, and maybe a love interest or two. ;o Language & lime warning.

1. Prologue

YO! I changed my pen name, if you didn't notice... or if the site hasn't updated yet. /shot
Anyway, my old name was 67-rosary-bead42, so you can rest easy knowing that I didn't steal my own story.

O look a new story. That's ironic. This one may not be updated so often (though compared to everything else that may not be the case XD). Just a story I decided to write on a whim because I love writing comedies and I haven't written a school humor yet. So, please, read, enjoy, REVIEW. Even though this is just a prologue… I'll try to update later today. Maybe ^^;

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Prologue: May Days

It's May… Oh my gosh it's May. Everyone's favorite month of the year.

Except mine.

Everyone is always excited for the end of the school year or some crap like that. In just a couple of weeks we would be out of this hell hole; no more homework on Fridays, no more crazy teachers that you swear eat children at the Wednesday afternoon faculty meetings, and, most of all, no more dealing with those morons and think two plus two equals six.

(*cough cough* notice that "everyone" does not pertain to "me" in this sense.)

I , on the other hand, utterly despise May. May is the month where everyone slacks off, except the teachers. Really, you'd think they could take the hint or something. Everyone else is sleeping, Mr. Shion, I think you can, too. No we do NOT want another homework assignment, we want—oh screw this train of thought It's boring. Anyway, I'm getting side-tracked. May is the last month of school. You know what that means. Testing! (Yay! Sarcasm!) Yes, all of this studying to do on top of the two mounds of homework your AP US History teacher decided to load you down with and absolutely no time to do fun things like oh, I don't know, sleep or watch anime. (Not that I'm in to that kind of stuff or anything. Pfff…)

Oh, yeah. I should probably introduce myself. I'm the straight A student that sleeps in class, the guy that had a principal role in the musical last month (shut up, male actors are sexy), the one that skips art to go to Sonic WITH the art teacher, the dude with the crazy mom that everybody loves, the brother of the really annoying thirteen-year-old named Princess Buttfacebooblesssassypants the First, and the asshole that always wins at Mario Kart. I held that beer in my hand and told that teachin' lady I only needed three letters in the alphabet and those was U, S, and A. I live in Ala-fucking-bama where the motto is "Hey, at least we're not Mississippi." (Hey, don't be hatin'. Rocket City has the highest number of Ph. D.'s per capita in the country) I go to Yamaha High school—because it's so original. It's about 20 degrees in the winter and 200 degrees in the summer, and ten miles in any direction outside the city is a redneck cult.

So that's the embodiment of my life in a nutshell. Oh yeah, and I love to write. Making fun of things in word form happens to be a passion of mine. Just thought I'd let you know.

My name is Mikuo Hatsune, I am seventeen years old, and this is NOT a fanfiction.