"It's really cool to do this!" laughed Knuckles. He took his biggest toe and stuck it in between the two slices of pumpernickel. "I have created sandwich!"

Tails flew over with his twisty behind and observed the new toe display. He was shocked by the beauty. "Knuckles! You could become a rock star with this type of thing!"

Knuckles heeded the young fox's wise words of wisdom and grace. "I will be a hero to all!"

Knuckles then used his gliding knuckle powers to get to LA where he made a contract deal with Mr. Stewart.

"Oh Knuckles! Your toe is absolutely fabulous in the bread location!" said Mr. Stewart in his sly charismatic voice complemented by banjo authenticity.

Knuckles was beaming from ear to ear even though he did not have the ears to do so. He then pulled a tuna fish out of his pocket and laid it on Mr. Stewart's desk. "Check out my tune fish, Chalkboard Charlie!" he said with cool electric nose effects.

"Oh, a fish!" marveled Mr. Stewart as he took a lick of the tuna in order to judge its flavour.

"You can tune a piano, but you can't tune the Goof Troop!" said Knuckles. He then flew off to Metropolis to brag about his record deal.

Eggman opened the door and talked like the Grinch. "MAX!" he shouted, carrying his voice to the gym.

Knuckles ripped off Eggman's mask and screamed in horror as he saw that the Eggman was actually the esteemed detective Vector.

"Shoutouts to Espio for being a true man for the people!" remarked Knuckles. He then took the toe sandwich and fed it to the big scaly crocodilian brohan.

Vector savoured the goodness of the meal and cried about love. "Knuckles! You did a good deed today!" he belched out.

"I know I did!" reaffirmed Knux.

"But we have to hurry to Botswana in order to save the world from the invasion of the Wisps!"

"Count me in, croc!"

Then Knuckles and Vector flew via the Ultimate Eggman Toaster(TM) to Botswana. But they had to stop by Wakanda to get the Chaos Emerald. "Yeah! This is perfect!" hyped Knuckles.

Vector took his own toes to the max and donated them to T'Challa. He then flew off with more toaster effects with Knuckles and they landed in Botswana.

Knuckles showed off his good looks to the camera crew in the area and this was good enough to make him president of the universe.

Then tacos were legal in all countries except the USA. Knuckles made sure of this with his magic scepter.

"How do you feel about that toe though?" asked Tails, the newly elected prime minister of Knucktopia.

"Let's just say hotness abounds in the phalanges, my friends," said the wisdom of the greatest echidna to ever grace the planet.

THE END