Me and My Chibi
Chapter 1- Come in then...
"Ah yes," muttered Envy, "You're all alone my Chibi..." the green-haired sin was sitting on the roof of Ed's home, getting weird looks from passers by.
Ed-the Fullmetal Alchemist was on his way home, After narrowly escaping Mustang's grasp, he felt like having pizza.
And so there he was, walking home holding a delicious smelling, steaming hot pizza. He breathed in the warm cheese scent, trying not to be tempted to eat it.
He stood outside his front door and dug into his pocket for the key. Without warning, a violent shiver ran down his small spine. He felt as if he was being watched. He whipped around, turing his back to the perched sin, he stared into the street, "Weird..." he said aloud as if to reassure himself.
Envy grinned at the fact he'd gone unnoticed. He was laughing in his mind, "Oh Chibi, this'll be fun..." He leaped off the roof and landed on Ed's back. The two of them hit the graveled ground with a thud. Ed tried his hardest to get up.
Envy disguised his voice as Winry's and leaned in close to Ed's ear,
"Oh Ed..." he whispered as seductively as possible.
"Winry?" asked Ed, the confusion and fear clear in voice, "Is that you?"
Envy's voice returned to normal, "Yeah right, she wishes she was on top of you!"
"Holy shit!" shrieked Ed, "Get the hell of me, you pervert!"
Envy rolled of the squished alchemist and sat beside him, "Calm down you little, shrimp."
Oops.
That smart comment resulted in a punch to the face... with Ed's auto-mail fist. Envy rubbed his new wound until it healed. Ed grunted as he checked on his pizza.
"Say, Chibi-san?" said Envy,"May I have a slice?"
"No." Ed thought that question coming from Envy was just a little bit random.
"Please?"
"No."
"Pwetty Pwease?"
"Ah... fine." Ed just too tired and freaked out to argue any further. And since when did Envy flutter his eyelashes at him? Ed groaned in defeat as he unlocked the door,"Come in then..."
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After Ed had left for the kitchen, Envy jumped onto the sofa. "Ooh," he grinned,"Edo's home is pretty!" The curious sin looked at all the photographs displayed around the room.
One of these caused the sin to glare. The photograph was of Ed and Winry at a lake. "That bitch," muttered Envy,"Having wet Chibi-san all to herself!"
Noticing that Ed had been in the kitchen for a long time, the homunculus quietly walked over and opened the front door. He looked around before
throwing the photo into a nearby bush.
He closed the door and sniggered,'That was the signal...' he turned to find Ed, who was eying him suspiciously. "And what were you doing?" inquired the short alchemist, "Well?"
Envy thought of an excuse,"I was..."
"Yes?"
"Checking I wasn't followed by the... others."
"Huh?"
The homunculus collapsed on the floor and put on a sad face, "The other sins are being mean to me."
Ed stood there trying to grasp this new concept. He was positive that Envy wasn't a weakling to be teased.
"Chibi-san?" Envy's smooth voice broke Ed's train of thought. "May I stay here? To be safe?"
Ed glanced down, the sad-looking sin looked somewhat... attractive...
"Wait... I'm letting my mind wander..." Ed blushed and mentally slapped himself.
"Hey, Chibi-san?"
"What?"
"Why are you all red?"
"Oh shit..." Ed thought for a moment. He himself was quite confused. He didn't want to know why he was blushing either.
Envy grinned a sly grin.
Ed sighed, "I'll let you stay if you drop the subject."
"Yay!" exclaimed Envy.
A/N: Man what was I on? Envy is so out of character...Oh about the signal.. you'll have to wait...