Lina walks out onto stage, her crowd cheering loudly her name.
Lina: Welcome everybody to today's show! Today's theme is 'I wanna let it go!', where our guests have shocking secrets for that certain someone. Our first guest is a guy named Ken who has been in love with one of his co-workers, but let's hear the story from him!
Ken enters and sits down
Lina: So who's this lucky person?
Ken: His name is Aya.
And what's he like? Or how did you fall in love with him?
Ken: Well you see, the two ofwork at a flower shop together. And he has had a bad past. Months ago, his sister fell into a coma and she won't wake up. He's so depressed and all he does is think about her. Since this happened he became such a cold person. Me? I tried to break that cold barrier.
Lina: And in the process you feel for him?
Ken: Yeah.
Lina: And basically you wnat to know if he fees the same way about you?
Ken: In the long run yes! Yet I feel he doesn't like me.
Lina: I don't think that's true. Well, why don't we see? I'll talk to him first and you go backsatge. Once i've talked to him, you'll come back in and tell him how you feel.
Ken: Fine.
Ken exits
Lina: Well let's welcome Aya and see what he has to say!
Crowd applauds as Aya enters.
Lina: Hi. Do you know why you're here?
Aya: No.
Lina: The tittle of today's show is 'I wanna let it go!' U interested who wants to let it go?
Aya: I came didn't I?
Lina: In your case someone wants to confess their love for you.
Aya: Is it Ken?
Lina: Excuse me?
Aya: Is it Ken?
Lina: It sounds as if you're hoping!
Aya: He's always there for me. I know that he can't wake my sis up, yet I feel drawn to him.
Aya turns a shade of red that clashes with his hair.
Lina: So you're hoping it's him?
Aya: YES!
Lina: Well Ken get your ass back out here!
The crowd roars as Ken walks back out onto stage his cheeks blushing with embarassment as he was about to tell the one he love that he loved him in front of so many viewers.
Ken: Aya... I'm in love with you. You're the only one my heart pounds for.
Aya's answer s in form of a kiss and the audiences claps their hand happy for the two men who crossed paths and found their love for each other.
Lina: We're all so happy for you. After the break we'll meet Hitomi who has a secret for his lover that will change their lives forever!
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Lina:Welcome back! Let's welcome our next guest Hitomi!
Hitomi walks on the set to get glares from the audience. They are all expecting to see a girl, yet a young man walked out!
Lina:Hi Hitomi!
Omi: I'd prefer to be called Omi now.
Lina: Why?
Omi: It all started weeks ago when I begun looking deep into my soul. the more deeper I went, the more I came to realize that I was meant to be a man.
Lina: And you didn't tell your lover?
Omi: He's not the kind of person who would understand. He has problems coping with his own feelings, I don't think he'd understand mine. So I told him I had to leave for three days and in those three days I had a sex operation done.
Ken: You think he'd understand? I mean wouldn't it have not hrut just to tell him?
Omi: Nakago is not the kind of person who understands these things.
Ken: But if he really loves you, then he'll understand.
Lina:Well, let's see what Duo has to say!
Crowd cheers as Duo comes on the screen dressed in female clothing! He takes the seat next to Omi.
Lina: Well this is sure a surprise!
Duo: You should have told me how you felt. Instead I have to read through your diary just to know how you're feeling!
Omi: Duo?
Duo: Omi is it now? We should have discussed this. You know, I'll always be there for you. I understand and feel for you as well!
Omi: Really?
Duo: I'm a 100% behind you!
Omi kisses Duo and yet another happy end for the viewers to cheer for.
Lina: My next guest is someone who has something wonderful planned for the one he loves! Let's welcome Kenshin!
Kenshin enters and the crowd roars.
Lina: Welcome to our show! Now you have something planned for that love one, don't you?
Kenshin: Well, yes. I want to propose to her. I know that she's been waiting, I've lived with her for over a year. I haven't made any moves yet, because I didn't think I was good enough.
Ken: Well, let her decide!
Kenshin: That's why I'm here. I want to tell her how much she means to me! I want her to know that I'm always there for her and no matter what I won't let anything happen to her.
Lina: That's so sweet. Shall I get her out here?
Kenshin: Yes
Lina: Well, then let's welcome Kaoru!
Crowd goes wild as Kaoru sits down next to Kenshin.
Lina: Kaoru, do you know why you're here?
Kaoru: No idea.
Lina: Butyou do know this man sitting next to you?
Kaoru:Sure it's my... I mean it's Kenshin.
Lina: and the theme is, 'I wanna let it go!' Does that tell you something?
Kaoru: Kenshin has something to tell me?
Lina: Rather to ask!
Kenshin stands up just to kneel in front of her. He takes out a small package out of his pocket and holds onto it as the words are about to splatter out of his mouth.
Kenshin: I've known you for more than a year. Each day we live my heart beats your name louder and louder until I have this pain in my chest that won't go away until I express my feelings towards you. They'll never ever go away. and I don't plan to either! I gave up my life as the Battousai and then as a wanderer, just to be close to you. That's why I want to ask you to be my wife.
Kaoru: Kenshin. Oh Kenshin! How long I've awaited this moment! YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!! I'll be yours.
Kenshin hands her the ring. She looks at it and hugs him tightely.
Kaoru: I love you so much!
Kenshin: |I loved you since the moemnt we met and I'll always love you.
Lina rubs her eyes as if she was crying.
Lina: Well isn't that sweet!I hate to ruin such a happy moment, but we have to go on break!
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Lina: Welcome back! Our next guest is already sitting here! His name is Amiboshi and he's got a shocking secret to tell someone!
Amiboshi: Hi Lina! Yes, I do. It has to do with a girl whom i really like, yet I'm not sure what to tell her anymore.
Lina: What do you mean?
Amiboshi: I wanna make a love confession.
Lina: What's her name?
Amiboshi: Yui...
All of a sudden someone in the audience stood up and ran towards the stage! It is Suboshi, Amiboshi's evil twin!
Suboshi: Why you little trator!
Amiboshi: Why am I a trator? She obvious didn't want you. she told me to try and keep you away from her... and well feelings started to grow...
Suboshi: Why you bad evil baka!!!!!!!!!
Suboshi begins chocking his brother! Amiboshi who's not the pshyco amoung them sat there silently, awaitng his death.
Lina: FREEZE!
Suboshi freezes completely not able to move. His hands remove themselves from around Amiboshi's neck. He gasps, but soon gets his breath back.
Amiboshi: Miaka! I told you this wasn't a good idea!
Lina: What? This was just a joke?
Amiboshi: Yeah, Miaka wanted to see if he'd kill his own brother!
Miaka: I guess he would!
Lina: Well. If this was just a joke, lets move on.My next guest is Ryoga! Well, let's welcome him!
Crowd claps as Ryoga walks on stage.
Ryoga: Hi Lina.
Lina: Hi! What's your secret and who's it for?
Ryoga: Well, it's for a girl named akane who's fiance Ranma is a jerk!
From the audience I'm here ya know!
Lina: ignore him he just brought you here.
Ryoga: Well otherwise I would have never found my way. I finally wnat to tell her about my curse...
Lina: Which is?
Ryoga: When I'm splashed by cold I turn into a black pig named P-chan.
All the people aside from Ranma are astonished.
Lina: I have a question in the audience. Yes Ranma?
Ranma: She's gonna kcik your ass when she finds out! You see she cuddles P-chan in very very close. and takes him places where she'd kill if any guy went with her.
Ryoga: He's right though. But I wanna let it go!
Lina: Well then. Lets call her out and see just how she racts! Welcome Akane to the show!
Crowds watches and claps as Akane enters and takes her seat.
Akane: Hi Ryoga! Hi Lina!
Lina: Hi. The name of the show is called 'I wanna let it go. Does this give you ay ideas?
Akane: No
Ryoga: I want to tell you something. I know if I splat it out I'll never be able to tell you!
Akane: What?
Ryoga: I'm P-chan!
Akane: I don't understand you?
Ryoga: Like Ramna turns into a girl, I turn into a pig.
Akane: What are you talking about?
Ryoga: When I'm splashed by cold water I turn into P-chan!
Akane: Huh?
Lina: Man, are you dumb! WATER!
Ryoga turns shapes into P-chan!
Akane: What happened to Ryoga?
She looks at the pig and takes him into her arms.
Akane: Pchan, where did you come from?
Lina: Oh man, Ranma! I see what you mean!
Ranma: I have the hot water!
Ranma goes up on stage and pours the hot water over P-chan! And a naked Ryoag appears! This time however Akane does catch on! She catches on and screams! Then she hits Ryoga so hard he goes flying!
Lina: Well as we clear this whole mess up, we'll go to break.
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Lina: Welcome back. My final guests name is Tamahome and he's got something to say! So let's give him a big warm welcome to Tamahome!
Crowd rocks as they watch not Tamahome, but Zelgadis come out onto stage!
Lina: Zel? What are you doing here?
Zelgadis: Well, I couldn't very well give you my name, could I?
Lina; What are you doing here?
Zelgadis: I want to finally tell Amelia my feelings towards her!
Lina: But I thought...
Zelgadis: I love her to death, you should know that!
Lina: Shall I welcome her out?
Zelgadis: Please do so!
Lina: Well, let's welcome Amelia!
As the doors opened Ameilia comes out dragging Xellos!
Lina + Xellos: What's going on?
Amelia: Well, it's pretty obvious that you're feelings for another are so strong, yet neither of you have the guts to tell each other! So we came up with this plan to get the two of you together in the name of true love!
Zelgadis: It suited the theme perfectly.
Lina: Xellos?
Xellos: Lina?
Lina: You're in love with me?
Instead of words his next movement showed all his feelings. He pulls her in close and kisses her.
Amelia: Well, that would wrap the show up! Stay tunned for nexts week's show: Who will win the title Everyone's favorite Psycho?