Disclaimer: I do not own Steven Universe or any of its characters. This is purely for fun as I make no money from this.
A/N: This was strangely enough written when the new episodes came out.
With a sudden flash of light White Diamond's massive frame stepped off the warp pad with a small entourage of Gems at her flanks as only Blue and Yellow Diamond stood before her. White's entourage consisted of a Pearl, Sapphire, Emerald, and a large topaz. Both Yellow and Blue decided against holding a court with White Diamond as they remembered her threat after erasing "most" of the Crystal Gems on Earth the first time.
"If I have to come back again, over this! You both will regret it..."
"White Diamond." Both Yellow and Blue said in unison as they bowed their heads and kept them there. White simply looked over at the two Diamonds with complete disregard as she raised her right hand shortly. Her white throne appeared in a flash as the larger Diamond sat down and glared at Blue and Yellow Diamond without a word. Moments passed as the silence became deafening. White's entourage begin to grin wickedly, as Topaz even chuckled.
"White Diamo-" Blue looked up slowly as White Diamond raised her hand, cutting her off.
"I don't want to hear your lousy excuses Blue, I want to know what you two plan on doing about this?" White's tone was harsh as Yellow spoke this time.
"I tried to tell Blue to move pass Pink and the earth, but she just wouldn't listen!" Yellow looked up swiftly, hoping to sway the conversation in her favor as White sneered angrily.
"You two are as tall as you are stupid... In fact your forms are displeasing to my eyes, reform immediately." Yellow and Blue looked unsurely at each other then back to White. It had been ten millennia since they were in their original forms.
"It wasn't a request." White Diamond's eyes narrowed darkly at the two shook Diamond's as they both quickly become giant white bubbles.
The two Diamonds began to take form as they were no longer massive in size but smaller almost like children sized Diamonds. Blue's cloak looked 3x too big for her as her face now remained hidden under her hood. Yellow's armor looked foolishly large for her smaller size as she too couldn't look White Diamond in the eye either.
"That's seems more appropriate, do to your short comings to handle this situation." White Diamond smirked, crossing her right leg over her left as she wasn't done yet.
"If you are going to act childish, then I will treat you accordingly." The two reformed Diamonds remained silent as their embarrassment was more than they could bear.
"Nothing to say? Where's those grandiose attitudes? Where's your grand sweeping courts now? Yellow? Blue?" White's eyes widened questioningly as she tapped her finger loudly on her armrest.
"I warned you! I warned you both! Now, take your seats!" Both Yellow and Blue flinched at the scolding and summoned their own thrones as they took their seats quietly. The two smaller Diamonds looked rather silly, sitting in large thrones as smiles and chuckles rose from White's Entourage again.
"Why do they laugh?" Blue asked softly as White turned her head to her guard.
"Because they are all apart of me, and a part of me finds this funny, now shut your mouth!" White barked meanly as she slammed her fist on her armrest.
"With that settled, moving along. Pearl?" White looked over to her Pearl as she snapped to attention.
"Yes my Diamond, she's here." The large doors to the left opened as a blue zircon stood in the doorway, looking in. The uppity look vanished from her face instantly as she saw White Diamond sitting between...!
Yellow and Blue Diamond!?
"My Diamond! Are you OK!?" Zircon was shocked as she rushed in to the room, her only care or concern was for her one and only Blue Diamond.
"She's fine, and not the reason you are here Zircon." White interjected quickly as she looked down at the blue Zircon.
"I'm eternally sorry my Diamond." The blue lawyer apologized immediately as she took up a formal stance.
"I reviewed your trial just before returning and I can say I'm impressed." White smiled lightly as the Zircon stuttered weakly.
"M-My Diamond I-I'm unworthy of s-such praise." The blue Zircon bowed deeply as she had never seen, more or less heard a Diamond praise anyone before.
"You managed to figure out a Diamond was behind the suppression of information, and its true, that Diamond was me, but you know more don't you?" White asked knowingly as she leaned forward. Terrified, the blue zircon froze as she remembered the last time she spoke up.
"Please, speak your mind Zircon. That's not a problem is it? Yellow? Blue?" Both mentioned Diamond's looked away silently as White continued.
"You have a good idea of what took place don't you, you had it, didn't you?" White seemed please with herself as she waited.
"My Diamond, I believe..." She paused slightly as White nodded her head.
"I believe that the shattering of Pink Diamond was faked..." The blue Zircon waited to be poofed again as she squeezed her eyes shut. Yellow and Blue gasped loudly as White and her entourage chuckled.
"So, what does that mean?" White was grinning now that this simple blue zircon had figured out what two diamonds couldn't do in 5000 years. The blue zircon was completely amazed by her own thoughts as it all made sense.
"That... Rose quartz was actually... Pink Diamond..."
Laughter, clapping, and cheering broke out from White's entourage as White Diamond nonchalantly hushed them down.
"Knowing that, what would you do now?" White asked lightly as she extended her hand to the floor in front of the blue Zircon. The shaky lawyer slowly stepped up onto the hand as White Diamond lifted her up to her face. The blue zircon thought for a moment as she realized that this was the end. 4,000 years of loyal service to her Diamond and Homeworld and this is how it would end?
"I'll probably be shattered for defending a rebel or accusing the Diamond Authority of high treason and concealing information regarding Pink Diamond and the rebellion." The blue zircon trailed off, bowing her head again as she realized she was probably about to be shattered.
"I could do that... But what if I offered you to be the head jurisdictional for all my colonies?" White's offer was sincere as all of White's entourage began to cry, not sadly but joyfully.
"I've been having a little trouble with my justice system and since I've failed to come across a decent Zircon..." White paused, as she realized she was prattling on. "In other words, I want you to join my high court of White Angels." White gestured to her honor guard as they smiled and nodded.
Never in her life had the blue Zircon ever heard those words come from anyone's mouth.
"I want you..."
Now, White Diamond wanted her to join her elite entourage. Zircon looked to her Diamond as Blue couldn't even look at her out of shame.
"I... accept..." Zircon paused suddenly. "Just don't hurt Blue Diamond." White smiled lovingly at the proper Zircon as she lifted the lawyer's chin with a finger from her other hand. White's Entourage looked up with dazed looks as tears rolled down their faces.
"Done." White confirmed as she kissed the Blue Zircon. The blue lawyer step back shocked as a white form suddenly started to appear across her blue body.
The Zircon cried out in fright as the white form swiftly consumed her whole body, finally silencing her. A few moments passed as a white form reappeared. The blue zircon was white now as White's Entourage gasped. The stuffy lawyer was replaced with a gorgeous, well-figured white Zircon.
"How do you feel?" White diamond asked slyly, putting the reformed gem back to the floor as the white zircon just smirked.
"I feel great My Diamond." The zircon said formally, Blue all but forgotten now as she took her place at her new Diamond's side. Blue's emotions got the better of her as she began to cry.
"They'll be none of that." White lifted a finger swiftly, bubbling Blue's head and preventing her powers from affecting anyone.
"Pearl, has my ship arrived?" White asked sternly as her Pearl snapped to attention again.
"Yes, my Diamond." White Pearl announced looking up from a small screen in front of her.
"Good, Topaz, show Zircon to her quarters on my command ship and wait there until I summon you." Topaz nodded silently as she and Zircon left the room.
"Emerald, collect the gems who were assigned or sent to earth for any reason and bring them here, an example is needed." White ordered swiftly as Emerald saluted with proper form and headed to the warp wordlessly.
"And you two, go to my chambers and wait for me." She dismissed the two diamonds as well as she watched the two leave, quietly and ashamed. This left White Diamond, her Pearl and Sapphire alone in the large chamber as she wondered what kind of punishment she should use for the failure of her fellow gems.
"I told you so..." Sapphire suddenly said out of nowhere as both White diamond and white pearl looked at her and laughed loudly. White sapphire was the greatest Sapphire among all gems and spoke very little. Yet she has never been wrong on anything asked of White Diamond.
"So you did, so you did..." White Diamond remembered fondly as it was almost five thousand years. She had asked Sapphire if she would be back to make good on her famous threat..
She was not wrong...