Bonds (spin off of some sort of Father of the Bride)

Disclaimer: I don't own the characters…

Naruto: If she did then Sasuke would be tortured forever.

Sasuke: But she doesn't own it so I'm fine. –smiles-

Sera: Aw shut it gay boy!

It was no secret that Neji and Hanabi hated one another. Oh yes, they often were seen throwing things, lighting things that belonged to the other on fire: Neji's combs, Hanabi clothing-that sort of thing.
However they also had a very powerful bond that no one seemed to understand because they had one hobby in common."

"Hey Ass Bandit, what are you up to later?"

Neji's eyes twitched.

"Nothing Beelzebub."

Hanabi smirked.

"Well Fairy I was wondering if you wanted to do some evil."

"Now what pray tell are you planning you Evil Soul Sucking Banshee?"

(Gotta love the nick names)

She whispered in his ear and his eyes lightened up.

"You've got a partner Hell Span."

She shook his hand.

"Atta boy Fag Face!"

(Later)

Hiashi Hyuuga had just gotten home from work, he'd been dodging Hinata about the wedding all day and was quite tired.

"Wedding this…Sasuke that…If I could kill the little pervert then…" He smirked. "Perhaps making the moron disappear is possible."

Putting the various illegal acts of violence and death away to think about later, he came to the front door of his house and opened the door.

"Unlocked?" He said aloud but before his better judgment, he opened the door and took a step in-only to slide down the hall, past the living room, somehow getting covered in a syrup, feathered and then when hitting the wall, falling on his back a bucket of blue paint fell upon his head.

He broiled inside.

"Hanabi…Neji…GET OUT HERE NOW!"

Said two were cackling evilly from the top of the steps taking pictures.

"Was it as good for you as it was for me Ho?" Neji asked smiling.

"Definitely Mo…definitely."

Oh yes, they hated one another but had one very great thing in common…they loved to see Hiashi humiliated.

Sera: When Neji say :ho and Hanabi says mo…you get it right? Put it together…HOMO…hahahaha funny. Oh this is a side story. They didn't have enough time in the FOTB fic so I did this. Enjoy it.