*wanders into Harry Potter page, looks around* Ooo, aaah! Hello, everybody! I'm silver_doe287, the writer of mostly Merlin fanfics. ^_^ I decided to post a story I once wrote, the Marauder's Seventh Year as told on a chatroom! Yes, I know this would never happen, and I'm a crazy person...but I have cookies! *hands over burnt cookie* Unfortunately, that's as good as I can make them...

In this story, I tell it mostly from Padfoot's POV because he's my favorite. ^_^

But thank you for taking the time to read this, and I hope you Harry Potter fans enjoy! :)

Marauder Chatroom: Setting the Scene

Lily4eva= Severus Snape

SexyChaser101= James Potter

FullMoonFreak= Remus Lupin

GoGoGryffindor= Sirius Black

FriendsForever= Lily Evans

Short&Sweet= Peter Pettigrew

GoGoGryffindor has entered the chatroom.

GoGoGryffindor: Hey any1 on?

SexyChaser101: Of course, dolt.

Short&Sweet: We were just talking about Prongs' game today.

GoGoGryffindor: Man dude that was RAD!

SexyChaser101: I no. Did u c that 1 dive i did when Nott wuz comin 4 me?

GoGoGryffindor: Duh. Man that was just SWEET.

FriendsForever has entered the chatroom.

SexyChaser101: Hey, lils. Wanna go out 2 hogsmeade with me this weeknd?

FriendsForever: No way, jerk. I'm going w/ Sev.

FriendsForever has left the chatroom.

GoGoGryffindor: U need 2 work on ur charms, bro.

SexyChaser101: Shut up. F u.

FullMoonFreak has entered the chatroom.

FullMoonFreak: Watch that language, Prongs.

GoGoGryffindor: Watcha gonna do, give us DETENTION? Lol.

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GoGoGryffindor: Where'd u all go? Prongs? U ok?

SexyChaser101: yea.

FullMoonFreak: Well I came on in the first place 2 give you detention, Padfoot. U aren't supposed

to interfere at Quidditch matches. Ur supposed to meet McGonagall in the entrance hall in an hour.

GoGoGryffindor. D =

Short&Sweet: What did you do?

SexyChaser101: Yea!

GoGoGryffindor: I had a nice shot at McNeager, and I took the chance.

FullMoonFreak: That's illeagal, Padfoot. I'm sure it isn't okay to randomly point at a beater and

scare them off their broom with a banging curse.

SexyChaser101: LOL

Short&Sweet: LOL!

FriendsForever has entered the chatroom.

SexyChaser101: Ur breaking my heart here, dear one.

FriendsForever: For the last time, Potter, NO!

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SexyChaser101: Then y'd u come back here?

FriendsForever: I was going to ask Remus when I was supposed to go down to the entrance hall and

lead Black to his detention.

GoGoGryffindor: D =

FullMoonFreak: In an hour, Lily.

FriendsForever: Thnx. Ur the only practical one in here. O wait, u 2 Peter.

Short&Sweet: THNX!

Lily4eva has entered the chatroom.

GoGoGryffindor: Ew, it's little snivelus and his greasy hair!

SexyChaser101: Lucky sniv that u should come here now. Lils is here.

Lily4eva: F u. Lily?

FriendsForever: Yes, sev?

Lily4eva: ur going w/ me 2 hogsmeade, rite?

SexyChaser101: :-(

FriendsForever: Of course, sev. :-)

Lily4eva has left the chatroom.

SexyChaser101: :-(

FriendsForever has left the chatroom.

FullMoonFreak has left the chatroom.

GoGoGryffindor: Why'd they all leave?

SexyChaser101: U have major B/O, dude.

Short&Sweet: Get a room, guys.

GoGoGryffindor: Ya, or maybe it was ur 'charms' stinkin up da place, prongs.

SexyChaser101: yea. Lol.

GoGoGryffindor: hey reg wants 2 steal the computer which means i g2g. C u tom prongs. U 2 wormtail.

SexyChaser101: ok c u. prat.

GoGoGryffindor has left the chatroom.

Short&Sweet: hey i g2g also mom sent me pie. It took her 4ever 2.

SexyChaser101: fine just leave me to crawl under a rock and die.

Short&Sweet has left the chatroom.

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SexyChaser101: nobody likes me, everybody h8s me. So i mite as well go eat worms.

SexyChaser101: yuck that'd be disgusting.

SexyChaser101: ok so nobody cares i'm all alone so i'm gonna leave 2. c all my friends tom!

SexyChaser101: ... XD

SexyChaser101 has left the chatroom.

There are currently no people in this chatroom.