1Hello! I am your co-author, Gen Budoir with my other co-author miss allie g. Now what you are about to read, is a bit disturbing, but not that disturbing. It does contain some mistreatment of children, and rather explicit content later on, so if you are disturbed by such things, this is not the story for you. But for the rest of you, we ask that you please read and review. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: We own NOTHING, except Little Jimmy and the old man. (Who locked little jimmy up in a closet) We must save him!

Little Jimmy: I'm out of the closet! Can I please eat now.

Miss Allie G: We've done enough for you!

Gen Budoir: Go make me a sammich!

Little Jimmy: That's not the proper way to say it!

Gen Budoir: DO YOU SEE ME CARING! Okay on to the story now.

--------------------------------------------------

It was another normal day at the public library: children running around, trying their best to stay quiet (and failing miserably), and the usual old man trying to get their attention.

"Sit still, boys and girls," he said over and over and over again, but still they wouldn't listen. They continued running around like wild animals, unable to contain themselves. They distracted everyone in the library with their childish antics, but still they would not stop. The continued to run, screaming all over the place, but still they could not stop. Finally the old man began to grow angry. He just wanted their attention.

"BOYS AND GIRLS! SIT DOWN, NOW!"

The children looked at the old geezer, startled. They stopped what they were doing and gathered around him, but feared getting too close. The old man was growing impatient. He just wanted their attention. He just wanted to tell a little story. He just wanted them to sit down around him. He just wanted them to listen, and sit by him. Was that so wrong? Didn't think so.

The boys and girls still would not go near him, and the old man finally broke down and lost it. "SIT YOUR ASSES RIGHT HERE, NOW!" He shouted, taking out a ruler and pounding it on his hand. The boys and girls immediately did as they were told, and the old man was happy. (:

"Thank you," he said in creepily sweet voice, almost like a scary old woman granting kids candy or cookies (or drugs) I mean...cookies.

The old man reached down to open a trunk of reading material. He hastily pulled out a strange looking magazine and flashed the cover to the children. "All right, children!" the old man said happily, "Can anyone tell me the name of this story?" The children looked long and hard at it before one brave little soul spoke the title.

"Girls...Galore...What are they doing-?"

"Oh shit! Um...I mean...uh...You-you weren't supposed to see that!" the old man cried, blushing bright red. He quickly shoved the magazine back into the trunk, where a few of the children, could barely make out many more Girls Galore.

"Um, okay children, um...quick lesson! Sex addiction is a very, very bad thing. Don't get addicted! Cover your eyes."

"But the book is already gone," cried one little Jimmy.

"COVER THEM I SAY!" the old man yelled, holding up his hand as if he were about to smack the boy. Little Jimmy nearly peed in his pants and covered them out of fear.

"Now then," said the old man taking out another book. "Can you guess what this is?"

"More porn?" a little boy said hopefully.

"NO! Now shut up and listen!" the old man yelled, slightly disappointed. "The story is called Naruto's Demon. It's really quite interesting. You should read it some time."

"Aren't you going to read it to us?" asked Little Jimmy.

"I SAID READ IT SOME TIME!" shouted the old man, making poor little Jimmy cry again.

"Now, let's get started," began the old man.

Once upon a time, in the faraway land of Ninjas, lived a young boy, by the name of Naruto, in the village of Konoha. Now, Naruto was a very special boy, for he held a demon inside him.

"Tun tun tun," cried little Jimmy, to add some suspense.

"SHUT THE HELL UP, LITTLE JIMMY!" yelled the old man.

"I'm sorry, sir" cried little Jimmy. "I was only trying add dramatization."

"YOU THINK YOU'RE FUNNY, JIMMY, HUH! ADDING YOUR STUPID LITTLE 'DRAMATIZATION'! HERE'S WHAT I THINK OF YOUR GODDAMN EFFECTS!"

The old man proceeded to take out some hardcover books and violently throwing them at Little Jimmy. "YOU LIKE THAT, HUH! MAYBE THAT'LL TEACH YOU TO INTERRUPT ME, YOU LITTLE SON OF BITCH!"

Little Jimmy was officially scarred for life, and he ran into the girl's bathroom accidentally, crying. A bunch of shameful girls, threw him out savagely. Little Jimmy then cried himself to sleep, thumb in mouth. Little Jimmy gets no love.

So the old man looked at him, not caring, and continued with the storyglad that the annoying boy was gone. He thought of drugging him, so that he could remain asleep for a long time, but then he remembered gay sex in jail, and thought best not to.

Naruto used to have a friend. His name was Sasuke Uchiha. He was very nice...not really. He always ignored Naruto, but he was his best friend.

"I want us to be best friends forever!" cried Naruto.

"Get away from me," whispered Sasuke, and shoved him away.

"That's not what happened in the anime," cried a little girl.

"Shut up!"

One day, Sasuke had betrayed Konoha, and left with a pedofile named Orochimaru, leaving behind a broken-hearted young girl and an angry Naruto. Naruto was so distraught, that he went after Sasuke with a group of friends: Nara Shikamaru, Hyuuga Neji, Akimichi Chouji, Inuzuka Kiba, and three people who came later: Subaku no Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro. Despite their hard efforts, they failed miserably at retrieving Sasuke. He was gone forever...or was he? But in the mean time, Naruto tried desperately to find him, until one day, he lost all hope. His hate grew deep. He was lonely without his one true best friend. He couldn't deal with the pain any longer, and began to hate Sasuke deeply.

"Well, that was the prologue," said the old man, and yawned.

"What the hell, old man! You bored us with a goddamn prologue! Why don't you die now, old geezer!"

"DON'T MAKE ME SMACK YOU UP, BITCH!" yelled the old man, and the little boy seized talking immediately, hands over his face. "Now on to chapter one," he said happily again.

----------------------------------------------------------------

Co-authors to readers: Well we hope you liked the first chapter, even if it was a bunch of mindless crap! There'll be a lot more! Yayyyyy! Anyways, please review. We will appreciate it, and love you forever. And Little Jimmy will leave...I mean get, get a pony, and live a normal life...not being abused by us...not that he ever was. Anyways! Just press the go button and submit your review, please!