Demons at Hogwarts!

Summary:Yusuke, Hiei, and Kurama are sent to Hogwarts to protect Harry Potter. But they have to keep it a secret. R&R

Chapter 1

One day, Yusuke Urameshi was skipping school...AGAIN when Botan popped up.

"Hello Yusuke!", she chirped. "Koenma- sama wants to talk to you. Hiei and Kurama are already there."

Then she grabbed him and flew off. When they finally arrived at the castle, Yusuke yelled, "Land! At last!"

Then he went inside to Koenma's office.

"What is it toddler?"

"You have to go to a school called Hogwarts. It's for witches and wizards. Your mission is to protect this boy called Harry Potter. The thing is, you can't let him know because he wouldn't agree to it and try to get rid of you or something like that and your mission will be harder. So, I thought you could just let him not know and become friends with him. Kuwabara is not going so he can take care of what ever trouble there is here and the fact is, he might babble him being so stupid. Oh, and one more thing. I can't have people knowing who you really are cause if some kind of trouble appears and you go and fight, then there will obviously be questions Soooooooooo... i decided that you have to change your appearance and your name while you're at that school. And if you ever need to fight or anything, you can just revert back and no one will know who you are. Here, drink this."

He handed then a vial and they drank it. After that, they changed. Hiei had messy black hair, black eyes and was taller. Kurama has long black hair and blue eyes. Yusuke has messy black hair and brown eyes(like usual..).

"Okay, you need to change your names too. Um... Hiei you'll be under the name ...uh... Yuki Hiyama. Kurama you can be Kuro Minamoto. And um... Yusuke, you can be Akira Kinomiya. Got that? Good. Okay, Here's the supplies list and the key to each of your accounts in Gringotts. That's the wizard bank and you'll need to go there to get your money. I put in some money for you three already so try to get harry to trust you. Be friendly! And don't get in trouble.", said Koenma.

(I'll start using their fake names from here on in.)

Koenma opened a portal for them to Diagon Alley BUT...

"Wait!"

"What now toddler?" said Akira exasperated.

"I forget to give you this so you could understand English."

He produces three watches.

"As long as you have it on, you can understand and speak English."

Yuki took the black one. Kuro took the red one and Akira took the blue one.

"Okay. You can go now."

So they went into the portal and landed in front of the Leaky Cauldron.

"Baka Koenma. I doubt this is Diagon Alley.", grumbled Yuki.

"GAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGG! STUPID TODDLER!"

"Now, now Akira, don't yell like that. You'll attract people's attention."

Too late. People were already staring.

Kuro groaned and then sighed.

"Oh well. No point standing out here."

They went in.

"Excuse me. Could you tell us how we may get to Diagon Alley?", Kuro asked.

"Oh certainly. Follow me."

Tom took them to the wall, took out his wand, and tapped a few bricks. The wall proceeded to open. ( okay, that sounds wierd...)

"Cool!" exclaimed Akira.

"First we need to get our money."

They went to Gringotts and saw the message. Yuki snorted.

"I bet Yoko could break in. Or maybe not. He did get weaker..."

"I did not!", protested Kuro. "I can so to break into this place!"

"Prove it!"

"Fine! I will! Tonight!"(A/N: no matter how much he changed, he's still a demon thief and his pride and reputation is at stake...)

Then they went inside and went up to some goblin.

"Excuse me. we would like to withdraw some money from our accounts."

"Do you have your keys?"

"Yes, we do." He holds them up.

"Very well." said the goblin and took the keys.

He called over come other goblin and told him to take them to their vaults. They arrived at Yuki's first. He jumped out stuffed a bag full then jumped back in. Then they went to Kuro's vault and he did the same thing. When they reached Akira's vault, he (Akira)was green so Kuro filled it for him. Then they left Gringotts. Akira was relieved.

He declared," I'm never going back to that place again unless my life depended on it."

"Baka."

"Oi! That place is weird!"

"Whatever."

"Okay, we need books, a wand, robes, a cauldron, etc., etc., etc."

"Let's get the books first."

They went to the bookstore found all the necessary books and Kuro took some others for 'light reading'.

Then they got all the other supplies except for their wands and went to the Leaky Cauldron to rent a room to stay in for the night. They dropped all their supplies onto their bed and went out to get their wands. They arrived their but no one was in sight.

"Oi! Is anyone here!", yelled Akira.

"Yes? How may i help you?", asked Mr Ollivander appearing out of nowhere.

"Woah! Were the hell did you come from!"

"Akira!", Kuro said disapprovingly.(A/N: it's rude in my opinion.)

"Very sorry." apologized Kuro. "We're here to get our wands."

"Yes of course. Now who will be first?"

Yuki shoved Akira up.

"You young man? Very well. Hold out your wand arm."

"Wand arm? Um.. well, i write with my right hand?"

He measured it and then left muttering to himself. Then he came back a few minutes later with a box and gave the wand to Akira.

"Here. Try this. Oak, unicorn hair, 10 inches. Good for charms."

Akira took it and stared at it.

"Well! What are you waiting for! Give it a try! wave it!"

He waved it and the windows shattered.

"No, no. Not that! Here! Try this one. Redwood, phoenix feather, 10 and 1/2 inches. Good for transfiguration."

Akira took it and waved it. A shelf fell down. After that, he went though about 40 wands before he found the right one. It was Maple, phoenix feather, 10 and 3/4 inches. After that, Kuro went. he burned the ceiling, made it storm in the room, shattered the rest of windows, blew down the door and a bunch of other stuff before he found his wand. It was Willow, unicorn hair, 11 inches. Then Yuki went and by the time he found his wand, about over half the things in the store was burned. His was Yew, dragon heartstring, 10 and 2/5 inches. They paid for their wands and then left after Kuro apologized for all the trouble they made. As they left, Ollivander thought, ' that's got to be most fun i had in years!' (A/N: he calls that fun!)

"Well, this letter says we can have a pet if we want."

They went to the pet store to look around.

"Aw, i don't need a pet.", Akira declared." I got Puu at home."

Yuki decided to get a black raven to send letters to Yukina(A/N: um...ravens are NOT on the school list...) and Kuro decided he didn't want one either. Then they went to eat. As they were eating, Kuro asked," What are you going to name him?" gesturing at the raven.

"I dunno. Kage."

"Shadow?"

"Yes baka. Shadow."

"Oi! I'm not stupid!"

"Hn."

After that, they went back to the Leaky Cauldron and Akira went to sleep. Yuki and Kuro were waiting till it got darker to sneak into Gringotts. At midnight, they decided to go. At the entrance, Yuki said,"How about we make this more challenging? You have to steal something from someone. I don't care who but you have to do it in 1 hour."

"Fine by me."

1 hr later

Kuro came out with a knut.

"That was easy.", he said tossing it up and down.

"Hn. i guess that bank isn't so unbreakable after all. Did you do what I asked earlier?"

"Yes. I did."

"Good. Okay. Let's go."

They went off back to the Leaky Cauldron and went to bed.

A/N: So? What do you people think? Like it? R&R.