"Hello class, welcome back to Biology." the teacher said, with an evil grin, peering out from under his hat. He picked up a piece of chalk and threw it at Ulquiorra. "Ulqui-kun :) What did I just say?" he asked, putting a sugary tint on his voice.

Ulquirra grumbled "You said hello and welcome back to Biology."

Szayel, who was sitting next to him, patted Ulquiorra on the shoulder "There, there Ulqui-kun. Szayel's here for you."

Ulquiorra's emo-cloud returned and he went and sat glumly in his emo corner at the back of the class room behind a cabinet.

The teacher laughed "Well, now that that's taken care of, today, we will be dissecting a soul reaper!"

This sudden announcement caught the class's attention.

Nel's eyes grew wide "What if that soul reaper is... Is... Is... ICHIGO?" She thought in horror as she nearly passed out.

The teacher laughed loudly again "Just kidding. Soul reapers are strictly AP. You're dissecting a frog."

One person from each table went up and to gather their materials and their frog.

Ulquiorra was still sitting in his emo corner with his emo-cloud when Szayel came back.

"Cheer up, Ulqui-kun, you still have to help me cut open this frog." Szayel teased him.

"All right class! Now, before you start, I have to tell you abour proper disposal." The teacher grinned slyly as he said this, "Nothing. I repeat, NOTHING is to go into the garbage bins. You either put it in the garbage barrels or fire a cero at it (OUTSIDE ONLY!). Also, putting it inside Nnoitra's satellite disk is ok too... By the way, Nnoitra," the teacher said, turning to face him, "How many channels DO you get with that thing?"

Nnoitra glared at him and the rest of the class roared with laughter, waking up Stark who was sleeping in the back of the room.

"Pssstttt... What'd I miss?" Stark asked Harribel drowsilly.

Harribel didn't answer, she just sat there with her arms crossed.

The teacher threw a piece of chalk at Stark "Sleeping again, eh?"

"Ow" Stark yawned

The teacher glared daggers at him "Office. Now."

"At least they have comfortable chairs." he muttered as he lazilly sauntered out the door.

The teacher shook his head disapprovingly... And then he turned to the rest of the class, his eyes nearly popping out of his skull when he saw Luppi and Grimmjow's frog... Or rather, what remained of Luppi and Grimmjow's frog.

"Ummm... What did you... WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO THAT THING?"

Luppi put on his trademark smile "Oh nothing, we only fired a cero at it. No big deal."

The teacher's eye started to twitch "No big deal... No BIG deal... NO EFFING BIG DEAL! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU TWO?
THE FROG IS THE FRIGGEN EASIEST THING TO EFFING CUT OPEN AND YOU GO AND EFFING BLOW IT UP!"

Luppi looked at him with a puzzled face "But we did cut it open, and yes, it was rather easy. See" he said, pointing to the remains of the frog, "There's the liver... I think... And the eye... Never mind... That was the lungs... Wait... I think our frog was born with some sort of disorder... Can we have another one?" he asked sweetly, daintilly picking up the frog remains and tossing them into Nnoitra's hood-thing. Perfect. Shot. The frog guts and remains covered Nnoitra's face.

Tesla handed him a papertowel, but Nnoitra was too angry to notice. He stood up "That's it! Luppi! You will die!" He growled, taking out his zanpacuto.

The teacher instantly condiscated it. "Nnoitra, no weapons in school... And you should really keep that frog on you, it compliments your eyes."