Bumholeys,rain and my human crutch
Set after sintop straight into some aggerz but it does get better I promise.Please review and I really hope you enjoy it. Bye xxOkay this was so much longer and I manged to delete it 3 times and its half twelve so sorry its so insanely short.
Don't cry over spilt hair spray.
Saturday, 10 pm, floor, wet.
All on my lonely lonesome. My bum-holey feels wet I think once again it may be broken. Why is it always me left wet and bottomless. From now on I will never mention Dave the laugh again.Never.He has once again been askewed with a firm hand and there he shall stay.
2 minutes later,
It was quite brave of him to fight for me though. He is like a knight without all the silverness and round table fandango and with considerably better nip libbling skills. Go away Dave out of my brain. I should be thinking about my sort of I don't know anymore boyfriend Masimo. My luurve God may or may not have dumped me. Well one thing for sure he definitely had number 10 on the having the hump scale. Maybe I should try and find him.
30 seconds later,
Ouch! I actually have no bum holey. This isn't fair.And where are my supposed friends? With their boyfriends that's where. Does no one care about Georgia Nicolson? That's it tomorrow I'm off to the nunnery, let's face it there's no chance of Mutti and vatti missing me, maybe Libby but I'll soon be replaced by a moulding carrot.
5 minutes later,
Humph I will have to get up now. It is all dark here and I can here rustling. Joy it's probably the vole couple rooting for twigs.
"Kittykat? Why are you on the floor?"I felt my red bottom flare up. Joy Dave was here. Dave who I am firmly eschewing with a very firm hand. Glaciosity at all time Georgia glaciosity at all times.
"Oh hello Dave I was just examining some very interesting err ants."I say in what I like to think was a very attractive voice, that's what I like to think. But Dave laughed and said
"You've been spending too much time with the vole couple". Cheeky cat, hmmm Dave is tres groovy looking though. No red bottom go down go down.
"Where's your girlfriend Kittykat? Is she tired from all the fisticuffs'? Oh dear I don't know where he is but I will show all maturiosity in front of Dave.
3 minutes later,
Dave shoulder is quite nice to cry on really. He said
"Come on Kitty cat lets not cry over spilt hair spray I'll take you home."Aaaw He is quite cute really as a matey type thingy ma giggly. So I said
"Dave that is quite cute of you as a matey type fandango "and he looked at me really unlaughy and then said "It's only because I'm attracted to your mum."Cheeky cat I shall ignore him as soon as he stops being my human crutch and I arrive home to my loving family. He shall be left standing at my door.
Half an hour later,
In bed being tucked in by Dave.
"Sleep tight Kittkat don't let the beddy bugs bite, or Angus I'm pretty sure I tucked him in to."
I giggled in a giggly type way and Dave walked to the door and then said a bit seriously
"I love you Gee, don't you ever forget that."Oh my giddy gods pyjama's he said it again he said the L word and in a serious person way to. Well I shall never get to sleep now.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.