There was once an emo girl named Morgana Death Killer Bitch Angel Demon Kahiri Ultraluxington with big breasts and beautiful, long, black hair that glowed in the sunlight, but she hated sunlight, so she carried an umbrella with her all the time. But she loved the moon, which is kind of like the sun, only spookier. Like a ghost. Oooooh. Anyway, she was a vampire-ninja-shinigami-wolf-demon-angel-princess from the Sand Village and everyone hated her because of her demon, Shabalabadingdong. She was also French, Japanese, Chinese, Korean, Icelandic, German, Russian, Belgian, and she was a Vietnamese Islamic-Satanist assassin. Did I mention she was also from Karakura Town?

She was in love with Gaara of the Sand Village but he might not have been in love with her, so she cut herself every night because he did not loveeddededd her. She also cried tears of blood and she was bipolar. And Gaara secretly loved her but he never told her and that's why she cuts herself every night. Boo hoo.

One day, Morgana was walking along the streets of the Sand Village and saw her Akatsuki friends, Deidara and Tobi. She really liked them both as friends or brothers, but they were in love with her so they wanted to ask her out, but they both knew they'd be better off gay with each other.

So that night, Deidara and Tobi had funky-time.

But this story is about Morgana. No, seriously. it's AAAAALLLL about her.

Anyway, Morgana walked back home after a funky-time three-way with Deidara and Tobi. When she got into her house, she dressed up into the female version of the Sexy Sleepwear in Fallout as her bed-time outfit, because who can't look fucking sexy before they go to bed?

So, Morgana changed out of her prostitute outfi- I mean, her everyday clothes and jumped into bed. But she was an Insomniac, so therefore, she could not sleep... but she was zpeeeshzul. She needed a song to let her go to sleep. Suddenly, and just in the knick of time, Sasuke Uchiha crawled into her wide-open window that flew open with that random gust of wind flowing through Sasuke's gorgeous hair and made him look sexy in the moonlight.

"Sasuke! Have you come to sing me a lullaby?" Morgana asked, grabbing onto his foot and practically drooling all over his shoe.

Sasuke shook his head "no."

"I have come to tell you that you left your vibrator at my house this morning. Sorry, I used it for a little bit, but I cleaned it for you... with my saliva... and Itachi's dick... Lol incest."

Morgana jumped up and hugged Sasuke, his 5 pound head falling into her 40 pound jugs. She squashed his head in between her bewbies, almost causing him to suffocate.

Suddenly, L from Death Note jumped in through the window.

"Morgana, darling. We need you for the Kira case."

Morgana shoved Sasuke out of the way and grabbed L's hand. "Sure thing!"

On their way, Morgana noticed a figure in the shadows. It was... HOLLOW ICHIGO.

"Hello there, big-breasted bitch. I've come to rape you." And, as usual, just like every other shit fic here, Hollow Ichigo proceeds to pounce Morgana and rape her, even though she is a powerful being who can beat up anyone she chooses. But for some awkward reason, she likes being raped by this guy.

So, she forgets L and he just walks away, wondering what he was thinking when he suddenly turned OOC and wanted Morgana for her sexy body.

TO BE CONTINUED. :O