A day Carlisle remembers...
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Emmett POV
"Just tell me!"
"No"
"Ill call Edward and he'll tell me" oh yeah having a mindreading brother does have his perks
"Please don't do that"
"Then tell me... which position do you prefer?... you caught me and rose at it so you know mine"
"You had a whip..."
What a time for your dad to catch you and your girlfriend at it! Whoa!
"You also had on a red thong and leather suspenders"... yes... I was even less proud of that part... but what you gonna do?
"p.l.e.a.s.e.!"
"Fine... esme on top" then I ran... I had what I needed... I could bribe esme into giving me back my blood flavour condoms (bear blood flavour (of course)), shed taken them away in a fit of horror and said that we were going to have to survive with our clothes on for a short while... I was not impressed! I'm still stunned that she offered them to Edward... why didn't he accept?
Edward POV
I couldn't believe that Emmett wasn't allowed to have sex for two weeks... maybe Renesmee can get a goodnight kip for once in her life, he didn't seem to have a noise barrier, but at least me and Bella stuck to the cottage and had her babysitted. Esme had offered me the condoms... but we use mountain lion blood flavour...or cherry, whatever the mood.
"Bella! We need to go!"
Daddy, do I need to go?
"No love, you can stay home with Jacob... but I need a word with him first... can you go and get him... maybe while we chat you could help your mother pack her bag" I wasn't pleased with Jacob, now Renesmee looked 16 he was less careful with his hormones, I could hear his thoughts and if he repeated them again he would be walking with 3 legs... if he was lucky.