AN: I don't own GW! Just another thing I wrote years ago.
Gundam Wing Outtakes
**Heero saves Relena from falling rubble Take 1**
Relena: Aaaaaaghhhhh!!!
BOOM!!!
Relena: :::squashed like a pancake…:::
Director: CUT! Heero! You were SUPPOSED to SAVE Relena!
**Heero saves Relena from falling rubble Take 2**
Relena: Nooooooooo!!!
BANG!!!
Relena: :::smashed against building by Wing Gundam's shield arm…:::
Director: C U T!!! What were you doing?!
Heero: :::::shrugs::::: she was screaming too much
**Heero saves Relena from falling rubble Take 3**
Relena: Um…I'm gonna die?
BAM!!!
Relena: :::pinned on ground under Wing Gundam's foot…:::
Director: CUT!!! Heero! Get it right this time!
**Heero saves Relena from falling rubble Take 4**
Relena: ………
SWOOSH!!!
Relena: :::… blinks…:::
Relena: I'm finally SAVED!!!
Director: CUT!
**Heero saves Relena from falling rubble Take 57**
Relena: I can't do this anymore…
DING!!!
Relena: :::squashed…:::
Heero: ::::smirks:::::
Director: CUT!!! Medics! Get over here!
**Duo shoots Heero to save Relena Take 1**
Duo: It's obvious that I'm the bad guy here.
Director: CUUUUUUT!!!
**Duo shoots Heero to save Relena Take 2**
Duo: It's obvious that um…uh…
Director: GET a CLUE or get out, will ya?
**Duo shoots Heero to save Relena Take 3**
Duo: :::whimpers:::
Director: :::rolls eyes::: now what's the matter?
Duo: :::sniff::: You threatened to fire me :::sniff:::
**Duo shoots Heero to save Relena Take 4**
Duo: It's obvious that you're the bad guy here.
Heero: Hn
Relena: What's my line again?
Director: YOU don't have a line!
**Duo shoots Heero to save Relena Take 5**
Duo: It's obvious that you're the bad guy here.
Heero: Hn
Relena: …
Heero: :::tries to fire torpedoes:::
Duo: :::shoots:::
Relena: …
Director: CUT! Now you DO have a line!
Relena: Oh. :::smiles sheepishly:::
**Duo shoots Heero to save Relena Take 41**
Duo: It's obvious that you're the bad guy here.
Heero: :::snores:::
Director: I agree.
**Heero fences Dorothy Take 1**
Dorothy: There once was a guy who turned into a man… and then he tried to take over the world…
Director: Cut. That's not it!
**Heero fences Dorothy Take 2**
Dorothy: There once was a girl name Little Ride Riding Hood…who one day decided to see her grams…
Director: What script are you reading?
Dorothy: :::blinks::: :::holds up Little Red Riding Hood:::
**Heero fences Dorothy Take 3**
Dorothy: Once upon a time, there were three little pigs…one of them built a house out of straw…one of them out of wood…and one of them out of brick…
Director: :::rolls eyes in insanity:::
**Heero fences Dorothy Take 4**
Dorothy: Once upon a time, a girl named Goldilocks decided to visit a house in the woods…she tried some porridge…
Director: I need a break.
Dorothy: I agree.
**Heero fences Dorothy Take 5**
Dorothy: Once upon a time, there lived seven little dwarfs…the first one called Sleepy who was always sleepy…then there was Grumpy who was EEEP!!!
Heero: :::smirks:::
Director: You didn't have to poke her in the eye.
**Heero fences Dorothy Take 121**
Dorothy: Can I get another ice pack for my eye?
Director: God help us.
Dorothy: Yeah, I know right?
**Heero fences Dorothy Take 134**
Dorothy: There once lived…um…uh…line?
Director: How many TIMES have you messed up!?
Dorothy: :::blinks::: last time I checked… 134 times…
**Quatre vs Heero in ZERO Take 1**
Quatre: I said GET AWAY!
Heero: Quatre, get a hold of yourself!
Quatre: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!
Heero: :::raises an eyebrow:::
Quatre: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!
Director: :::puts head in hands:::
**Quatre vs Heero in ZERO Take 2**
Quatre: :::giggles insanely:::
Heero: Quatre…um…Trowa…a little help here…
Director: CUTTTTTTT!!!
**Quatre vs Heero in ZERO Take 3**
Quatre: I said DON'T COME ANY CLOSER!!!
Heero: Quatre, get a hold of yourself…
Trowa: :::snickers:::
Quatre: :::bursts out in maniacal laughter:::
Quatre: Take that!
BANG! BANG! BANG!
Heero: :::rolls eyes::: Quatre and his toys.
Director: Forget this scene.
**Wufei talks to Sally Take 1**
Wufei: Women are weak…
SLAP!
Director: Calm down Sally.
**Wufei talks to Sally Take 2**
Wufei: Get away! You weak Onna!
Sally: :::huffs and puffs::: :::and blows Wufei down:::
Director: ahhhhhhh…young luv…
**Wufei talks to Sally Take 3**
Wufei: You are weak.
Wufei: I am strong.
Wufei: You will DIE!
Wufei: Muwahahahahahahahaaaaa!!!
Director: You only have ONE line!!!
**Wufei talks to Sally Take 4**
Wufei: Justice shall PREVAIL!!!
Sally: :::looks confused:::
Director: NO! NO! NO!
**Wufei talks to Sally Take 5**
Wufei: Ohhhh…NATAKU!!!
Sally: I quit.
Director: NO! Come back!
Wufei: :::giggles:::
Director: :::glares::: now see what you've done.
Wufei: :::giggles some more:::
**Heero almost shoots Queen Relena Take 1**
Heero: :::pulls trigger:::
Relena: AHHHHHHH!!!
Director: HEERO! You weren't supposed to actually shoot her!
Heero: :::shrugs::: She doesn't deserve to be Queen.
**Heero almost shoots Queen Relena Take 2**
Heero: :::aims to shoot:::
Relena: Go ahead, Heero. Go ahead and shoot me.
Heero: :::pulls trigger:::
Relena: :::screams bloody murder:::
Director: What did you shoot her for???
Heero: She asked to be shot…
Director: That was in the SCRIPT!!!
**Heero almost shoots Queen Relena Take 3**
Heero: :::aims to shoot:::
Relena: Go ahead, Heero. Just DON'T really shoot me.
Director: Forget it.
**Heero saves Relena from Peacemillion plowing into Libra Take 1**
Heero: Brace yourself. Peacemillion is going to plow into us.
Relena: :::bats eyelashes::: Of course, I will. For you, anything!
Director: :::breathing fire::: NOT …IN …SCRIPT!!!
**Heero saves Relena from Peacemillion plowing into Libra Take 2**
Heero: Why do I have to save her?
Director: 'Cause it's in the script.
Heero: But she's soooo annoying!
Relena: You can't mean that HEERO! :::clings on to Heero's arm:::
Director: Come on! Let's just get this right!
Heero: :::swats at Relena::: I don't wanna save her.
Director: Do what the script says.
Heero: I'd rather follow my own script!
Director: :::sighs::: Whoa! Are we rolling? CUT! CUT! CUT! Just CUT!
AN: Hope this was a little funny!