A Songfic Request - Johnlock, Barbie girl.
suggested by my dear friend whom i call Dean Moriarty. she ships johnlock and destiel almost as hard as me. almost.
just something short and stupid and fluffy.
"I'm a barbie girl. In a barbie world!"
"John."
"Life in plastic, it's fantastic!"
"John."
"You can brush my hair, undress me everywhere!"
"John."
"Imagination, life is your creation!"
"John."
"Come on Barbie, let's go party!"
"John please stop that nonsense."
"But Sherly, it's the best song EVER!"
"John, you're drunk."
"No I'm not, even ask the pink elephant over there."
"You're drunk. Look you just threw up. Are you alright?"
"There's too much blood in my alcohol system."
"I can see that John. Come on let's get you to bed."
"Mine all yours baby."
"Our bed John."
"Oh yeah. Oh, hey Sherlock."
"What is it John?"
"I put the STD in STUD, all I need is U."
"You're never drinking this much again John. Here we go. There, you're nice and snug in bed."
"Sherly, can I just say something?"
"What John?"
"I love you."
"I love you too."
"Goodnight love."
"Goodnight darling."