ONE DAY FAI AND CLOW REED WERE TALKING... AND THEN THEY WERE IN THE SACK!

Clow Reed pulled out... a fork. AND THEN CLOW REED J-J-JAMMED THE FORK IN! Clow Reed kissed Fai while jamming the fork deeper and deeper into the blond's ass. AND FAI SCREAMED IN PLEASURE! IN HIS VIC MIGNOGNA VOICE!

Getting bored with Fai, Clow Reed went to find someone else. Meanwhile, an older Syaoran emoed.

"OMG I LOVE CLOW OMG" said Syaoran

Clow Reed said, "I LOVE YOU TOO" and held up his fork

"Why is that fork covered in blood," inquired Syaoran.

"Come with me and find out."

"ok"

And then Clow engaged in fork sex with Syaoran. While Clow shoved the fork in and out of Syaoran, someone watched.

"Chii," said Chii.

And everyone was happy... EXCEPT FAI MIGNOGNA OK!

THE END!