Mu nam iz Ittalie n' im werein blu armi unifoam w/t blak buts a I have trefishbrown hare iwith a cold-ass lil curel.I waz cockin tda spagetie witdth mah favote spoon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Da spaget nudlez was comin up grates. I smelied happoly ass thee aruma of mah paste saus hit me nut tat farw awai. Dis iz 4 Gunmurny cuz hez ben awai 4 so lonh a iz finuly comin hom.
I tok mah spoon and chockled a funky-ass bite ass I wabed it arund b4 ploopin it in2 tha pot. I theen tuk up daa spoon a titted tha saus. Cookin up mems iz pimped out. I pimps saus. I den loked dow at th spoon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Well shiiiit, it hadz ben width me sinc i waz kiid. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I used to hav a funky-ass bruum bit i gav it awai. I den loked arund the kitcin, know 1 wa arund (i wichs snoop dogg wur here do HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM). I had n' idia cum in2 mah miund ass I locked dowwn at mi spoon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. My vibortator brok abut a week agoo fo' realz. And Jermuny waz gun,(he stastically tooned in2 a stik lolololllol) so dat leaft me width one oder ospptuon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. I herd a airhorn, it waz mah timr 4 tha spahtethi nudlez, a i turnd of tha timr en stuv of and loked bak at spoon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. I begun 2 imaahin thw spoon as Girmunyiez (dong fac)
an begun 2 fell tha fuck bangin' al ovr. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Geeez y know. I fel mah ecuctition in mi pantz. I den qickli tuned on som musocc a the lirics beun 2 ply.

I fel shore unsre

Az i tak youfr hamf akf leraf yu 2 tha danve flor

ad thee musov duez

(i dunt own suung is nam ix carllessf whipsefr bi George Michl)

I den beegan 2 slory tak mi pant fown. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. "Oh jeremia," i mooned. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I den SHOVLVEDD DTHE SPPOIN IN MY ARS. Well shiiiit, it fel soooooooo gooood. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I be fly as a gangbangin' falcon, soarin all up in tha sky dawwwwg! I kep thkin odd gernmmau scxy wrst as i done did dat shit. "GENRNABY GERNABY GERNAY!111111!"
an i cam al ovr mi spoon. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. My fuckin punis den wet limp i be dopeie. I den tok up te spoon ut of mah as n' loke at the mes on tha flor sill patin herd. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I hop grmuny cums hom lil hustla (git it cuz his schmoooove ass cums lmaooooooo CXXX) I den qikly begu 2 clen tha flor n' spoon b4 Germani com hom.
sudkelnly tha dot oppen...

...kERMNAU WAZ HOE!111!

(A/N dank 4 redin)