Disclamier: I don't own Fullmetal Alchemist
Me: Due to Law of Equivalent Exchange, if I give you one dollar, you must give me two dollars!
Ed: That doesn't make sense... wait, what am I doing here!
Me: Uhh... I will now make my escape!
Ed: There's no door idiot, you destroyed it.
Me: When there's no door, make your own! *Creates door with alchemy and runs out, destroying the door* Haha! You cannot escape!
Ed: I'll make a door to, and no more stealing my lines!
...
Ed: Oh crap, my alchemy doesn't work
Me: That's because I stole it hahaha!
Ed: Give it back!
Me: Not a chance, shorty!
Ed: DON'T CALL ME SMALL! I'LL BREAK DOWN YOUR LEGS AND STICK 'EM ON YOUR HEAD!
Me: I'll be back!
Ed: Wait, where are you going!
Me: You'll see when I get back! *Snickers*
Ed: I WON'T be able to see beacause I'm in PITCH BLACK DARKNESS!- Oh wait, there's a light switch
Me: I'll be back~! *Skips off*
Ed: Wait, COME BACK!
A few hours later...
Me: I'm back~!
Ed: WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG!
Me: Aww, was Ed worried about me~?
Ed: What, NO!
Me: Meanie! Anyway *Makes another door and shoves Roy Mustang, Winrey, Major Armstrong, Riza's dog Black Hayate, Alphonse, Ling Yao, and a bag full of miniskirts, then destroys the door*
Me: Oh wait, I closed myself in here as well...
Ed: WHY'D YOU BRING THEM HERE!
Me: For fun!
Al: Are you not happy to see me big brother?
Winrey: Or me?
Ed: What, no! I'm happy to have you two here, makes having this crazy author around more bearable-
Me: Hey!
Ed:- Just not excited about Mustang or Armstrong
Riza: Glad to know I'm loved.
Ed: Great to see you to.
Black Hayate: Arf! *Wags tail*
Roy: That's hurtful! I'm the wonderful Flame Alchemist!
Armstrong: How can anyone not like this manliness? *Death glomps Ed*
Ed: *Choking* Let me go!
Roy: Oh miniskirts for me! *Evil look*
Me, Riza, Winrey: Uh... Roy, what are you planning?
Roy: *Looks at us with evil expression* What ever do you mean, my lovelies?
Me: SEXUAL HARASSMENT! *Runs into dark corner*
Riza, Winrey: WAIT FOR US!*Runs after me*
Roy: You can't escape the Flame Alchemist!
Me: WE CAN SURE AS HELL TRY!
Ed: *Sits down* Yo, Al, you still have your alchmey?
Al: I think so... Why?
Ed: Make some popcorn! This will be good *Evil smirk*
Ling: *Wakes up suddenly* Did I hear popcorn!
Ed: GAH! Where'd you come from!
Ling: The crazy author dragged me in with everyone else.
Me: I heard that! I'm not crazy!
Everyone else: Yes you are!
Me: *Sulks*
Roy: Don't worry, I still like you. Now put on the miniskirt.
Me: NEVER!
Hayate: *Pees on Roy's leg* Arf!
Roy: RIZA! YOUR DOG PEED ON MY LEG!
Riza: Good work!
Roy: I'm unloved! *Sulks in a corner*
Ed: LING! WHY'D YOU EAT ALL THE POPCORN!
Ling: Because I'm hungry.
Ed: YOU'RE ALWAYS HUNGRY!
Ling: Can I have some more popcorn?
Ed: NO!
Ling: But I'll pass out from hunger again *whines*
Al: Now brother, don't be unreasonable.
Ed: HE ATE ALL THE POPCORN! AND I CAN'T MAKE MORE BECAUSE THE AUTHOR TOOK MY ALCHEMY!
Al: I can make more...
Ed: BUT HE'LL EAT IT ALL AGAIN!
Ling: But you must feed the prince of Xing...
Ed: SHUT UP WITH THIS STUFF ABOUT YOU BEING SOME PRINCE!
Ling: *Crys* Now I feel unloved *Sulks with Roy*
Roy: Wanna make The Unloved Club?
Ling: Do I get food?
Roy: Sure.
Ling: Then I'm in!
Me: Can I join?
Roy, Ling: No!
Me: Meanies!
Ed: SHUT UP!