The Cat and the Cop
It had been several days since Selina had made Police Officer Gordon look like a fool in front of his colleques by escaping from his clever street urchin had since then succesful avoided him but James did not give up until he at last found her again. The girl was talking to a goup of other orphans in one of the many dark alleys of Gothams slums including her friend Pamela Isley, but when they saw the angry policeman they quickly ran away. Selina however, or Cat as she prefered to be called , was simply too cocky.
„Whoa, old man. You seem to have at last gotten the stink of the sewers out of your clothes. Last time you came close to finding me I was able to smell you ten times against the wind", the girl quipped grinning.
„Very funny. I give you one more chance, brat. Come with me to the police station this instance or you won´t like what is going to happen", the Cop threatend.
„Ooh... what are you going to do? Give me a good spanking? I am so scaared...", Cat replied mockingly.
„Actually, thats not that bad of an idea...", Gordon mused, after all the thefts, pranks and sass he had endured he was quite ready to turn his youthful opponent over his knee.
But as soon as he said that Cat hissed savagely and lunged towards him. Had Gordon been slightly slower she would have surely clawed his eyes out! The Policeman pushed Selina back in just the right momten, strong enough so that the girl tumbled back and only narrowly avoidied to land on her ass by grapping a fireescape next to her and pulling herself upwards.
This was the beginning of a merry chase across Gothams rooftops. Almost Selina had once again been triumphant, but after attempting a particulary long jump she landed in an empty courtyard below and almost twisted her ankle. „Ow...", she cried and before she could get up again Gordon was over her and had her under control.
„Hands against the wall!", he ordered sternly as if he wanted to search her for weapons before arresting her.
„Is that really necessary old man? You´ve beat me fair and square...spank me if you have, but don´t waste any of my time, you hear?", the street urchin complained.
„Don´t worry, you´ll get whats coming to you soon enough", Gordon said, fumbling with his belt,"And then its straight to Gotham Central with you."
Selinas eyes wided when she realized was Gordon had planed, but before she could protest a thick leather strap landed in the centre of her butt with a loud *SMACK*
The spanking went on for quite a while and the sound of the heavy belt eventually helped Gordon Partner Detective Bullock to find the younger man and the girl thief who was getting the whipping of her life.
„Gordon, here you are. Christ, did you just... apply a hiding to that kids ass?", the older cop asked confused.
„Yeah, I think it was long overdue", James said smirking for the first time in a long while, „But Selina and I are friends again now, aren´t we?"
The girl who was clutching her aching bottom and sobbing miserably now nodded slightly. Sighting James clutched Cats shoulder comfortingly as if she was his little sister or kid cousing and lead the girl to the Police Car while Bullock was shaking his head, wondering if he had truly underestimated his partner.