Author's Note:  Were back! Babmidnight and myself have decided to team up again after all the wonderful reviews we got for our last comedic tag-team adventure "Elven Princes and Dwarvish Liquor".

We hope you enjoy and will take a moment to review our little romp away from the serious! (especially for me, I don't know how much more drama I can write right now!)

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Chapter 1: Into the Caves

By: Elvensong

The sun had rose and set many times and the fate of Sauron had been decided.  The One Ring had met its fate and the master who commanded it was extinguished from the lands.

            It was in these times that the promise between two beings of Middle-Earth was fulfilled. 

            Legolas the Elf and Gimli the Dwarf has promised during their travels with the Fellowship of the Ring that they would accompany each other to their own lands.  They would share what their world had to offer with the other in hopes of understanding one another a little more.

            They begun with Legolas in the lead, exploring the beautiful forests of his world.  After seeing many wonders, it was time for Gimli to show Legolas the beauty of his home.

            They Elven Prince could only hope that The Glittering Caves were more beautiful than the Mines of Moria which he still had nightmares about.

            They traveled far and soon were into the caves of Gimli's delight.

            "See, master Elf, these caves are much more lovely than any other in all of Middle-Earth!"

            Legolas managed a small smile, but was not impressed.  "Wouldn't take much to beat Moria."

            "I'm sorry?"

            "Nothing!"

            Gimli gave his friend a pointed look, but continued.

            "What is down this way, friend Dwarf?"

            Gimli smiled, even though Legolas could hardly see him in the dark. "Down here is a place where I would play in my youth. I wish to show it to you, for it brings back a great deal of fond memories."

            The two continued in silence, though you could only hear the footsteps of one in the caves.

            "Ah yes, Legolas, I remember traveling down these paths as a little Dwarf."

            "Aren't you still kinda little?"

            "What?"

            "Nothing!"

            "Anyway," Gimli was started to get a little concerned about the comments made under his friend's breath. "I would travel down this hallway, carefree with my friends and we would sing of AAAAAHHHHH!"

            "You would sing of what?" Legolas looked to his side and noticed the poignant absence of his traveling companion.

            "Gimli?"

            "Here!"

            Legolas looked down from where his friend had just been and noticed a thin gaping hole, with the Dwarf just able to hang onto the side.

            "What game is this, Gimli?"

            "This is no game, fool Elf! Help me up!"

            "Fine, however I thought you knew this place."

            "Shut up!"

            Legolas bent over the pull the Dwarf up, however received quite a shock when he tried for Gimli had been wearing full armor and was quite heavy to lift.

            "Why are you wearing all this? We're in the lands of your people."

            "Shut up! Just pull me up."

            Legolas was using all his strength when the rock that Gimli had been holding onto gave way and he began to fall.  Without letting go of Legolas.

            Together they tumbled down to the bottom many feet below.

            After a few moments, Legolas decided to break the silence.

            "So, is this your playground?"

            A grumble was his only reply.