A/N: the results of a hyper person at the keyboard at 4 PM (me), and a very tired girl at 2 AM (Quilla) creating a story over PM. Extremely fun, but uh, I'm starting to think we need to get checked into a mental hospital :P

Keep in mind, tired and hyper us created this, so.. ya, there's going to be alot of OOCness.

Well That Escalated Quickly

Okuda Manami panted, running up the steep mountain path towards the old school building. It was 9:13 AM, and she was late for homeroom.

Akabane Karma was making his way leisurely up the path when he heard the chemist coming up the path. "Hm, Okuda-san you're late today?"

"THE TOFU! IT'S ALL HIS FAULT!" Manami cried, stopping beside Karma, a crazed look in her eyes.

"Tofu?" Karma tilted his head to the side. "He? I'm pretty sure tofu doesn't have a gender."

Okuda shook her head, grabbing Karma by the shoulders. "Not the tofu itself! That Jerk-face who made me pay for all of the tofu he knocked down!"

"What jerk?" Karma asked, narrowing his eyes. "You want me to go make them apologize to you?"

"It's too late now! He's gone to Paris! Frickin' Paris!"

"I have connections in Paris."

"STUDENTS!"

"AH! K-KOROSENSEI?!"

The yellow octopus landed in front of them, his face purple. "I trust you both have reason for being tardy?"

"Tofu."

"Hiring a guy to kill a guy in Paris to pay for what he did to my - uh, to Okuda-san."

"LOVE!" Korosensei yelled out loud, before quickly turning around to hide the stupid grin on his face.

"Eh?" Okuda became confused.

Karma blushed, pulling out his blade and swiping at the perverted octopus.

"Karma-kun do you have a fever?!" Okuda asked, concerned for him.

Korosensei smiled, disappearing back to E Class building, leaving the two alone.

Okuda touched the red-head's forhead to check his temperature. "Your face is warm."

"You're driving me insane.." Karma mumbled.

"Hm?"

Karma pushed her hand away, picking her up bridal style and going down the path. "Maybe you should come to my place with me and take care of me."

"WHAT? BUT SCHOOL?!" Okuda tried to reason, a dark blush coming to her cheeks.

"Screw school." Karma smirked, kissing the girl on the cheek. "Red kind of suits you."

The end?

"And just what do you think you're doing, Karma Akabane?" Asano asked, approaching the two.

Okuda looked at the carrot head shocked. "Um... why are you here on the mountain?"

"Isn't it obvious? I'm here to find out E class's secret." But then he smirked, walking confidently over. "But this is much more interesting."

"What?"

"You're a rare beauty that's often overlooked aren't you?" Asano said, snatching away her glasses, and raising her chin with his index finger.

"My glasses!" Okuda tried to grab them.

Karma growled at the carrot head, "Leave Okuda alone."

"Wh-wha?!" Okuda was suddenly taken from Karma's arms?!

"She's mine now, demon boy!" Asano laughed evilly making a run for it down the path, carrying Okuda over his shoulder.

"S-SAVE ME KARMA!" Okuda yelled.

"GET BACK HERE! Karma chases after them, angry. "YOU CAN'T STEAL MY PRINCESS!"

"P-princess?!" Okuda nearly passed out, she was so shocked he would say that.

"YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME! MWAHAHAHHAHA!"

And with that, Okuda's been stolen by the evil carrot. What will Karma do?!

Don't worry, there's always the Ikemen duo.

Wait, what the hell?!

Just go with it.

"I-I HAVE A FEELING THE AUTHOR LADIES TURNED THIS INTO A REVERSE HAREM!" Okuda cried. And with that, she became the second character to break the fourth barrier/wall.

"Well that escalated quickly." Korosensei laughed, following after his students in the sky while eating popcorn and snapping pictures of the scene.