Letter to a Chaotic Dad

by Grey Gear

Father's day is coming. Some are assholes while others really care. Giructus sent a letter to his father, Chatis the god Pokemon of chaos. Chatis may not be responsible unlike his sister, Arceus. But he is more of the fun dad who also understands emotions and support his children's dreams. His children are not brats and it's a one-shot.

What's up there readers. I notice that father's day is coming. It gives me a idea to make a one-shot about it. This 'letter' is not about humans,
but the chaotic Pokemon. Mainly Giructus and Chatis. Just to give you info, Chatis is the brother of Arceus and Giructus is the chaotic version
of Giratina. This does not mean that Giructus is a extremely powerful overlord. Though it would be pretty cool, but that is not his character. This
'letter' is based on Giructus's point of view and Chatis is reading it. I do not own the pokkemon franchise.
If you need more info on Chatis then read 'Pokémon of White' and read chapter 11 'Talking works/Chaotic Pokemon'. ENJOY.

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Dear Father,

To me it was very strange that my father, you, behave like a child. Yet I am your son and I mature. Though we had different goals and certain
views, yet you let me go to accomplish my dream. To became rich and own a business. You support my dreams and I thank you for the help.
You understand me, but my brothers and sisters think of me as a toy. You gave life to Darkrat(Darkrai), Dark Luga(Dark Lugia), Yvatit (Yveltal)
and Lunula(Lunala). Lunula is still very young and she always like you more then me, but I expected that.

Thank you for the help for caring the young. I honestly don't know how you manage to calm children down. I guess that you often surround
yourself with children and know a thing or two. You are filled with a lot of energy, enough to fuel the universe. Not only that, your energy is
growing fast. You and my brothers and sisters show me many emotions. Joining in one of your parties were you literally invite everyone. That
party has to be the most wildest in the history of time. It would have took months to clean the palace without our chaotic powers. I have a
great time though. It was the most fun I ever had in a long time and thanks for the wine.

I keep my promise to visit every celebration. Christmas were you give good children presents like Santa Claws. Easter were you dressed up as
the Easter Bunny and hid eggs which contain a lot of chocolate and candy. April Fools day, you started a prank war which it's as dangerous as
World War 2. Thanksgiving were you held a fest that can feed the world a hundred times. Out of all the fathers, you are the most radical
celebrator in history. Like remember when you replace my alarm clock with a nuclear bomb. I say that's overkill.

I had many questions though. Like your sister, Arceus. My apologies if it gets too touchy, but I'm curious. Whenever I say anything about her
you would get furious, frustrated, anxiety, and regret. What happen? Anyway, if there is something wrong with I your mind then let me know.

I notice that Children give there fathers a gift. So here is my gift. It is the largest Joey's burgers deluxe in history. It is two feat in diameter
and tall as two feat. It has five stacks of meat and bacon. Mayonnaise with ketchup and mustard. So many calories that it would give the
most healthiest bodies diabetes that they would die a thousand times. It was insane to make. Anyway, I hope you enjoy it.

Sincerely, Giructus

(P.S. Reshirma "Reshiram" tried to subdue me, GET HER OUT)