This is an idea I had for a while now before I started the 'Black Crescent' series. I was having trouble finding a fourth character perform in it, as well as suggestions for Scenes from a Hat and a topic for a Hoedown. You read right, folks. This is a Bleach version of "Whose Line is it Anyway?" the show where everything is made up and the points don't matter.

Disclaimer 1: "Whose Line" was once owned by BBC and ABC. It is now owned by the CW.

Disclaimer 2: Tite Kubo and Shonen Jump own "Bleach".

Game 1: Sound Effects

Kisuke: "This is 'Whose Line is it Anyway: Bleach Edition'! Meet our performers: Squad 2 Captain Shaolin Feng, aka Soifon; Substitute Soul Reaper and the top of his class, Ichigo Kurosaki; Soifon's mentor and the Goddess of Flash, Yoruichi Shihoin; and Squad 13 Lieutenant and Ichigo's longtime friend, Rukia Kuchiki! I'm Kisuke Urahara; now let's make some stuff up!" (Sits down at his desk) "Alright, welcome to 'Whose Line is it Anyway?' the show where everything is made up and the points don't matter. Hey, I just realized something, Ichigo."

Ichigo: "What's that?"

Kisuke: "You're either lucky or screwed." (Audience laughter)

Ichigo: "I'm both." (The girls look at him) "I'm lucky that I get to work with three beautiful women, two of which who helped me during my Soul Reaper career. I'm screwed in the fact that I have to look at your mug all day today." (Audience laughs hard while Soifon is rolling on the ground. Kisuke has the look Drew Carey gets when he's insulted)

Kisuke: "Moving on, let's get started with our first game, entitled 'Sound Effects'. This is for Ichigo and Soifon. Let me just grab a couple of the audience members here." (Grabs microphone and heads up to a couple of audience members) "Hi, what's your name?"

Mizurio: "Mizurio Kojima."

Kisuke: "And you?"

Keigo: "Keigo Asano!" (Ichigo and Rukia shake their heads in disbelief, knowing what Keigo would do)

Kisuke: "Keigo and Mizurio, okay. Now let's get to the stage here and we can get started. (Takes them to the stage) "Now, Keigo, you'll be doing the sound effects for Ichigo. (Ichigo facepalms) And Mizurio, you'll do the sound effects for Soifon. (Turns towards Ichigo and Soifon) Alright, now your scenario is that you two are a couple going on a date to the movies." (Has look of realization) "Oh, I almost forgot. Everything that these guys do comes from the top of their heads and based off of suggestions from the audience and these cards I have right here. They haven't been given any hints as to what's going to come next, and it's a whole lot of fun. Now begin."

Ichigo: (Acts like he's driving a car) "You know, I'm pretty excited to see this movie. I heard it got good ratings."

Soifon: "Yeah, I heard that too. I can't wait to see what they did with Optimus Prime." (Looks in a direction) "Oh, we're here." (Keigo makes the sound of a rubber duck squeaking as Ichigo 'parks') "What was that?"

Ichigo: "Ah, dammit, one of my friends brought his little sister along. She must've dropped one of her bath toys in the front seat." (As Ichigo 'gets out of the car', Keigo makes the sound of a door opening and closing. Ichigo goes to Soifon's 'door' and Keigo does the same noise again) "Shall we go in?"

Soifon: "You're such a gentleman." (They make like they're walking into the door of a theatre. As they're 'waiting in line', Mizurio makes a fart sound) "Oh man, it smells like somebody waited too late to have some eggs." (Mizurio: "My bad. That was me.") "No worries." (Turns to Ichigo) "We need to hurry up and get our tickets."

Ichigo: "No worries we're next in line." (Makes like he's talking to a ticket booth worker) "Two for the new 'Transformers' movie, please." (Keigo: "Alright, here you go.") "Thank you." (Turns to Soifon) "Do you want some popcorn?"

Soifon: "Oh yes please." (They make like they got some popcorn and are heading towards a theatre room) "Now we can see if the reviews are true." (Mizurio makes the farting sound again) "Oh God, not him again."

Ichigo: "Alright, we'll just move somewhere else and then we'll be good." (Keigo makes the sound of a cell phone ringing, which Ichigo 'pulls out and hits the ignore button and sets it on vibrate') "Damned Dad of mine, wanting to start trouble."

Soifon: "Boy, I hear you. I can't wait to move away from my parents. They cause as much trouble as your dad does." (Mizurio: "Can you guys keep it down? The movie is about to start.") "Sorry."

Ichigo: "This is why I don't go to movie theatres."

Soifon: "Then why did you decide to go today if that was the case?"

Ichigo: "Because you wanted to go." (Soifon acts as if she's crying) "What's wrong?"

Soifon: "Oh nothing, just that that's the best reason I've ever heard." (They hug, making like they're sharing a moment. Mizurio makes the farting sound) "Let's get out of here. We can always wait for it to come out on Netflix."

Ichigo: "Yeah, good point. You want to head home or go to the pizza parlor?"

Soifon: "The pizza parlor sounds good."

Kisuke: (Hits the buzzer 5 times) "Alright, thank you for that entertaining rendition of a 50s movie. That's 500 points to each of you for your superb acting and 1000 points to Rukia and Yoruichi to help them get over their jealousy of Soifon for acting as Ichigo's date. Sorry, Keigo and Mizurio, but I cannot give audience members points."

Mizurio: "We understand." (Keigo cries on the floor)

Soifon: "Were you two really jealous of me?" (Audience laughter)

Yoruichi: "Oh yeah, we were. Rukia and I wanted to claw you off and take Ichigo for ourselves, especially Rukia."

Ichigo: "What do you mean by 'especially Rukia'?"

Yoruichi: "Please, don't tell me you hadn't noticed. She has Chappy the Rabbit forms of you and her holding hands in her notepad." (Rukia holds up the notepad and shows the audience the drawings)

Kisuke: "Alright, folks, we'll be right back with more 'Whose Line is it Anyway?' right after this!"

CHAPTER 1 END

Alright, it's as I've said, I've had this planned for quite some time, but there were a few elements I was missing. Originally, I was going to be the host, but I decided to have Urahara fill the spot instead. If you would be so kind, I need suggestions for 'Scenes from a Hat', which is going to be the next game. I'll see what I can do to make them as funny as I possibly can. Please write down your suggestions in the reviews, so I can take the good ones and put them in Kisuke's hat. Thank you.

Also, I am working on a crossover story featuring my OC Logan Washburn. I didn't put it in the crossover section yet because I wanted to see how well it did before I made it one. It's in the Street Fighter section with the main characters being OC, Chun-Li, and Guile, but it's a crossover with Bleach. I need some reviews for that one so I know what you guys think.