This is short. I don't own Pokemon. Yadda, yadda, yadda. Feel free to flame. The flames are funny to read. But don't swear. Or my Azumarill (Mickey) from Sapphire will Surf you to death.
May's POV
"HEALTHY PARTY is the hippest thing in hip! Hey, you don't look familiar. You must be from far away! So, wherever you live, you still must know about HEALTHY PARTY, right?"
I looked at the smiling brat's face. What an idiot. What the crap is this 'HEALTHY PARTY' garbage? I had never heard of it.
I didn't ask for a diet-pill obsessed brat asking me if I knew what the flip 'HEALTHY PARTY' is. I came for a gym badge.
"No."
"You...don't? Then what is hip?"
I smiled.
"Well, last time I visited home, the hip thing was...uh..."
I paused.
"Oh right. Where I come from, 'USELESS NITWIT' is what's hip!"
He smiled.
"Abra, tell everybody about what's hip!"
The Abra closed its eyes, waited, then opened its squinty eyes again and nodded.
I laughed and ran into a building. The people inside...
"I own USELESS NITWIT merchandise!"
...were already obsessed.
Idiots.
I based this off of the kid in Dewford who asks for a trendy phrase in RSE. The first trendy phrase I received (Sapphire) was 'HEALTHY PARTY' which I instantly turned into 'USELESS NITWIT'. Later, I tried changing 'USELESS' into 'LOVEY-DOVEY' but it didn't work.
I have also done some funny things with Gabby and Ty, like 'GIMME' and 'NITWIT'.