A teenage girl with purple hair wearing a dark blue dress and light blue Doc Martins waved at the camera. "Hiya, everyone, I'm Shadow," she called out with a British accent, "welcome to Ask Clockwork, the place where you can get the low-down on the Master of Time himself. And now, here's Clockwork!"
Shadow looked at an area off-screen for a moment before scowling in annoyance.
"For the love of Cupid. Clockwork, you lost the coin toss, now man up and get over here!" she demanded.
"Do I really have to do this?" the master of time groaned, floating over to the insane author.
Shadow rolled her eyes. "Don't be such a wimp, they'll be asking Grim, Cin, Valerie, Dan and I questions too."
Clockwork sighed. "Very well."
Shadow smiled. "Great. Okay everyone, remember, keep the questions T-rated, Dan is staying in that Thermos, Grim is from the Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, this is not connected to any of my other fics and don't call Cin a side-kick if you value your life. In the mean time, find out about what makes the master of time tick, and why he's still afraid of the Boogie Man and that he has a crush on Jazz."
The temporal spirit's eyes went as wide a saucers. "Why did you tell them that?!"
"Cause I felt like it," she shrugged, "any way, go ahead and ask."